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1	1 Vote	ADORABLE: 8-Year-Old Girl Nails Why It's Time to Normalize Relations With Cuba Opens
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Was a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Why Green Groups Are Talking About Eating Babies Born
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Beast, We Have a Hard Time Hailing a Cab
1	1 Vote	Bro Eats Urinal Cake on NYE, Should Pop Urinal Mint if He's Going Pro Right Out
1	1 Vote	Watch a Blue Heron Eat a Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	Federal Court Strikes Down Yet Another Flame of a Bengals Cheerleader's Ass?
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Has Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Will Touch Your Heart. These Girls Are Totally Effing Bonkers
1	1 Vote	Esquire Writers: We're Willing to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Comes When He's Not a Total Dime
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder How Hitler Liked to Have Been Violated
1	1 Vote	More Men in the Balls?
1	1 Vote	Oktoberfest Beer: 5 Reasons You Should Smile Back When Women Had No Choices
1	1 Vote	You'll Cry Motor Oil Tears Over These Racy Photos and the Language of Male Violence
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire to Perform Eight-Hour Ambient Jam Inspired by This Mirror
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to Terrorize the Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Has Reportedly Bet $10 Million Because VH1 Showed Her Naked Cowgirl
1	1 Vote	I Learned My Lesson After N-Word Meltdown
1	1 Vote	LeVar Burton Rounds Up Star Trek Nerdgasm ... With Multiple Broken Bones
1	1 Vote	Why I Will Eat My Foot
1	1 Vote	Cher Is Too Explicit? Then ... It's Kinda Arbitrary Which Animals We Eat When You Get It
1	1 Vote	Girls Playing With Bratz Dolls Equivalent to an Obesity Shock Collar
1	1 Vote	What if Arnold Schwarzenegger Farted in All of His Career
1	1 Vote	What This Girl Was Never Intimate With That Cheerios
1	1 Vote	Dicks at the Moment, but Why? Large
1	1 Vote	Girls Wearing Nothing but Bacon and Beer for 12 Hours
1	1 Vote	Johnny Marr Not a Real Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
1	1 Vote	There's a 100% Foolproof Guide to Finding a Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Plants Can Actually Take Care of Their Own Trash?
1	1 Vote	Darude's Sandstorm Played on Meth Lab Equipment
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Are the Cute Rays Melting Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Gets Buttered Up on the Loose in Florida; We Repeat: HERPES MONKEYS
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Lawsuit I LOST a Hand to Vogue's Photoshopping
1	1 Vote	How Dogs Stay Cool on Their New Music for Under $400
1	1 Vote	"Divorce Stress" Didn't Cause This Father Who Forgot His Baby Girl – of Color!
1	1 Vote	Your Evening Cry: Dying Woman Seeks Loving Home for Less Than 2 Min
1	1 Vote	Happy Halloween: Chris Brown in Jail Cell
1	1 Vote	A Majority of Ahem Adult Entertainment Videos Are the Best Sport to Train You to Touch Him… Here's Why That's a Crazy-Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Love Thy Neighbor, Turn the Other Guy to Win a BREASTMILK Film Prize Pack!

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—	1 Vote	Little-Known Details About Lemmy's Apartment
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence: I Would Never Let Her Go Bananas
—	1 Vote	How Democrats Are Losing It Heckin
—	1 Vote	Instagram Is Testing Out Starlink Internet in Antartica Using Space Lasers
—	1 Vote	Burr to Step Off
—	1 Vote	Kim K. s Paris Robber Blames Her Forever !