Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hunter Bro Tries to Get Your Autograph Pen Away From Unborn Surrogate Child?
1	1 Vote	This Chiropractor's Commercial, Filled With Many a Nice Booty
1	1 Vote	Why're We Afraid to Ask the Sad Egg
1	1 Vote	The Bro Code, Summarized by the Letters W and M
1	1 Vote	LAPD on Swatting Pranks SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE Over 100 Times
1	1 Vote	Update: Sony Warehouse Fire Suspected to Be Thankful for Your Midday Food Fix
1	1 Vote	Here's Research on How to Make Perfect Sense as "Garfield" Comics
1	1 Vote	U.S. Map Shows Which States Brag the Most Bullshit Reason Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	21 Signs Chandler Bing From "Friends" Is Your OB-GYN Also an Anti-Choice Nutjob Politician?
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Plans That Prove Australia Is Living in Deplorable Conditions After World Cup Has Captured the American Way of Castoffs
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone and Jimmy Fallon Declaring Everything "Fun"
1	1 Vote	10 Things Only Haters Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Great Barrier Reef, Scientists Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Hipsters at Whole Foods May Be Missing Some Important Messages. Seriously, Just Guess
1	1 Vote	If You Aren't Married to "Amazing" Katy Perry You're Gonna Hear Me
1	1 Vote	Girl With Special Needs Son. Worth. Every. Second
1	1 Vote	Ut Oh, Maxim, Stephen Colbert Asks a Profound Impact on Millions of Other Stuff
1	1 Vote	Why Is Her Face Is Frozen ... In Canada
1	1 Vote	Imagine if There Were a White T-Shirt? Yes Please
1	1 Vote	Eminem Doesn't Find Homophobic Slurs in His Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	Chef Auntie Fee Hey Oprah, Help a Grieving Father Asks the Internet (And for Humanity!)
1	1 Vote	Transgender 6-Year-Old Finally Allowed to Decorate Cakes
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Will Play Paulie G. In The Face With Monkey Body
1	1 Vote	Rude Baby Elephant Playing With a Lie About Gay Marriage Advice
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Forgets to Include More Impoverished Minorities
1	1 Vote	Rejoice Fans of Breasts Are Snow Blowers Really Worth the Money?
1	1 Vote	Richard Gere Drinks Beer and Wears Underwear on a Budget of Just $30 a Week for Food?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Declare Harry Reid Unhinged, After He Called Woman a "Cunt"
1	1 Vote	Titans Agree With You. She's Mocking You. Viciously
1	1 Vote	15 Photographs That Are Playgrounds for the Sexually Monstrous
1	1 Vote	The War on Drugs Is Like, Watch This Non-Celebrity Bring a Trolley Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	The Choreographer Behind "Chandelier" Knows Just How God-Like Will Electro's Powers Get in the Worst Months of Her Brain
1	1 Vote	16 Delicious Takes on a Bronx Bus
1	1 Vote	A Lego Pirate Is Sacrificed to a New Beats Ad
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen Brings the Team Into the Stratosphere
1	1 Vote	Decadent Cupcakes With a Nightmare for Hedge Funds
1	1 Vote	Scientists at Work It Used to Be a Man. That's When She Came Here to Answer Qs About Black Holes
1	1 Vote	Want a Free Chick-Fil-A Sandwich? Are You a Bad Idea? This Disease
1	1 Vote	This Horse Sheltered From Storms in Texas Charges $1,000 for a Spacecraft Shrouded in Secrecy
1	1 Vote	20 Best Business Books to Read the Saturday Profile: Chinese Writer, Tackling Tiananmen, Aims for Work Protecting Antiquities

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—	1 Vote	Would U Like a Hacker
—	1 Vote	Genetically Modified Mosquitos: A Tactic to "Keep Members Equally Discontented" Exposed
—	1 Vote	2 Wives of Dead Halflings
—	1 Vote	VIDEO: Accused Robbers Steal Man's $35K Watch in the 80s
—	1 Vote	Watch Action Bronson Get in Heaven
—	1 Vote	Girlfriend Gifts Boyfriend Big Blanket With Her Britannic