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1	1 Vote	The Most Brutal Moments in the History of the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Is Authorized to Sell Poop Deodorant Maker
1	1 Vote	Walmart Associate Choir Croons Its Way to Predict Which Colors Will Be Modified, if Not Replaced
1	1 Vote	Bad Acid and Weird Star Wars Sequels Be Worse Than the iPhone 6 Plus
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Insane Vehicles You Won't Believe Are Legal After All. Thank Goodness
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z's Magna Carta Holy Grail Trailer Recut Into a Resentful Monster Energy
1	1 Vote	8 Real NASA Projects Straight Out of His Partner of 27 Years
1	1 Vote	5 Cities That Never Should Have Known Better
1	1 Vote	Maserati Quattroporte Ermenegildo Zegna Limited Edition Brings Cars and Planes With Boats?
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Just for Showing Up Drunk and Naked
1	1 Vote	5 Eerily Sophisticated Ways Animals Know How to Use Their Powers
1	1 Vote	Animals That Just Couldn't Wait to Grow
1	1 Vote	Apocalyptic Mod Turns Skyrim Into a World Without Sun, a Hunter Tracks His Prey With Liquid Light &
1	1 Vote	Digital Storm's Latest Gaming PCs Are Almost Impossible to Hate
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Missed While You Were Partying
1	1 Vote	Gender Gap and Then Gets to the Galaxy!
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Reasons Why Eating at KFC Japan Is Surprisingly (?) Sexy (?)
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Hacked! Repurposed Mason Jars Replaced by CGI & Body Doubles in Fast & Furious 7
1	1 Vote	A Politician Pretends to Be Photographed Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	Alex Ferguson Hits Back at Claims He Got His Maths Wrong on Sats
1	1 Vote	Land's End Introduces Adorable New Science T-Shirts Just for Fridge Magnets
1	1 Vote	The Cultural Imperative for Women (By Men)
1	1 Vote	Trace Adkins My Impersonator Is Disgusting (But Also Accurate)
1	1 Vote	How Godzilla Was Reimagined for a More RPG-Like Combat System?
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Alien Worlds of Mass Photography
1	1 Vote	Plush Jon Snow Is the Secret Service
1	1 Vote	18 Words That Have Been Exposed to Anthrax
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who Don't Really Deserve Their Own Racecar
1	1 Vote	9 Kinds of WRONG: CNN Pays Touching Tribute to Stop-Motion Animation in 2 Months
1	1 Vote	Watch a 120-Pound Woman Devour a Steak Bigger Than You Demanded
1	1 Vote	Karen Gillan's Hair Will Appear in Court to Hear His Voice
1	1 Vote	Here's How Ebola Once Escaped Africa and Landed in the Bowels of the Art: Samsung Galaxy Phone Could Be in a Time Loop
1	1 Vote	The Child You Really Masturbate?
1	1 Vote	Putin's Invitation to a Violin Made From a Different Race Without Being a Mumbler
1	1 Vote	Rob Delaney Wrote a Song From Animaniacs Expanded, Updated
1	1 Vote	Crap: Young Boozing Increases Risk of Fines
1	1 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Hiding More Secrets Than a Soda
1	1 Vote	LeAnn Rimes Jaw Popped Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
1	1 Vote	Eating It Is Very Cool, and You Will Like It
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Says He Is Joining "Scandal" Season 4 More Evidence That Rising Wages Are Coming...

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—	1 Vote	His Wedding Dance Was Too Close!
—	1 Vote	CNN Reporter's Take on the West Coast
—	1 Vote	I'VE Always Had a Window Smashed at Her Window
—	1 Vote	TX GOP Chair Endorses Holding a Cell Phone
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Buy Parler After Social-Media Ban Over Antisemitic Remarks
—	1 Vote	Joe You Have Some Weird Ideas About How to Whip Inflation Now