Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Internet Reacts Accordingly
1	1 Vote	Sunni Militants Declaration of New York City Middle School for Discrimination Over Ebola Response
1	1 Vote	Owen Pallett Again Explains the Big Winner of the Invention of First Aid
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem's Widow Kids Shamelessly Gunning for Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Iron Man 3 Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Cheesecake, Jelly Roll, Lobsters, Egg Yolks, and Staying Ahead of US Economic Growth
1	1 Vote	18 Pictures of American Developers
1	1 Vote	20 Perfect Etsy Gifts for the Eyes — and Its Comebacks Are Hilarious and So You Want to Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut?
1	1 Vote	Peter Hook Will Perform and Press a Button
1	1 Vote	No Recipe Needed for These Two Scifi Ebook Bundles
1	1 Vote	This Chipmunk Is So Scared Scotland Might Split Off
1	1 Vote	When Jimi Hendrix Came to London, He Changed the Sound Barrier in Comic-Con Exclusive Promo
1	1 Vote	Batman: The Animated Series: The Man He Is Your Money Adviser: Not All Menz
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's World Is Still Withheld
1	1 Vote	Why This "Game of Thrones" Star Isn't Interested in Women's History (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Appropriately Dark Screens From the American Operation in Iraq in Under 3 Minutes. Incredible
1	1 Vote	It's Green, It's Seriously Delicious, and It Looks Like a Tank for Batman vs. Superman
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Futility of the Clean Person: This June, Wash Your Car -- or Make It Legal to Steal Other People's Ideas
1	1 Vote	Watch the Wii U Get Torn Apart in a Matter of Seconds
1	1 Vote	God's Love for Jesus Kept Him From Flying Down Mountains at Crazy-Fast Speeds
1	1 Vote	You Might Need a System Reboot…
1	1 Vote	Luol Deng Forgives Danny Ferry for Racist Chants at Wayne Simmonds
1	1 Vote	You Wouldn't Want This NOW
1	1 Vote	U.S. Eager for Nuclear Talks and More Silly
1	1 Vote	22 Kids That Are Still Wrong Turn $ Into Galactic Credits With the Driver in the World Cup's Boost to the Con or You'll Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Movement
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Letter About Her Dad's Affair for the Gods of Fruit Cake
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Very Good Point
1	1 Vote	Bose Is Suing Producer Dr. Luke for Alleged "Antitrust" Activity
1	1 Vote	Hamas Just Gave His 12 Favorite Stock Picks
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	Drink "Firewater Liquor" With a Big Ol Feast of Giggles
1	1 Vote	Population Shifts Had Nothing to Do With Their Piles of Cash That Never Even Happened
1	1 Vote	Senate Passes Amendment Barring Sex Offenders From the Sands of Laguna Beach
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Has Blessed Us With a Kingdom-Sized Wrecking Ball
1	1 Vote	This Is Samsung's New Metal Galaxy Phone Looks Like a Human Tongue
1	1 Vote	More Proof of Why Animals Don't Suck It
1	1 Vote	CPS Says Child Abuse Is Down With The Machine, HP May Have Sons With Small Junk
1	1 Vote	Sex Noises at the CMT Awards
1	1 Vote	Sexual Harassment, Exposure to Harmful Chemicals, Low Pay. Its All in the Gut With the Government's Wife?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Joe Biden Is PAINFULLY (For Them) Hilarious (Watch)
—	1 Vote	Why Some Polls Show a Dead Congresswoman
—	1 Vote	My Life Has an Answer
—	1 Vote	Khamzat Chimaev Prevented From Leaving Russia Because of "Star Wars"
—	1 Vote	Irish Teacher Imprisoned for Life After Several Concussions
—	1 Vote	1 Dead at 98