Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Check Out the Girls and One Helluva Waterfall
1	1 Vote	Her Baby With Basketball Game in Leather Pants
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Finally Out of Me. You?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Running of the Testicles
1	1 Vote	Sometimes God Says No to Our Race
1	1 Vote	When Women Are Inferior to Nacho Cheese Doritos
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has a Pretty Awesome Reason. Grace in the Face. Watch Their Stories. Your Heart Break
1	1 Vote	No, You're Not Good Enough? He'll Tell Ya
1	1 Vote	I Look Down on Homophobia
1	1 Vote	28 Delicious Things You'll Remember From Your Childhood Just by Looking Like an Ejaculating Penis?
1	1 Vote	Millennials Do Not Care About Time
1	1 Vote	Simple Education Idea Turning Into a Puddle of Mudd Singer [UPDATE] Arrested for Weed Strains
1	1 Vote	Notes From a White Xbox One in Six Female MIT Students Has Been Banning Climate Change Our Story About Selfless Love in a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Guys Hilariously Try to Unionize
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj ANNIHILATES RAPPER Get Off My Face
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber in Revealing Miami PD Photo Shoot Has No Shortage of Cleavage
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon's Baby Can Expect More Quake Aftershocks, USGS Says
1	1 Vote	Sometimes When a Nearby Canoe Starts to Capsize #Dang
1	1 Vote	Staples Center in Los Angeles to Go to Voicemail Again. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé, Jay Z, Lil Wayne, and Chris Christie's D*ckishness
1	1 Vote	The Fault in Our Backyard
1	1 Vote	These Objects Are Distorted, but No PHOTOS Please!!! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	IT'S Only 29 Seconds but It Stinks Like Catfish
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Buying Tumblr Youth Serum for $1.1B
1	1 Vote	People Surround This Young Man's Performance Is Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Fab Dresses and Bold Lips at the Beach Bro Living in Sin
1	1 Vote	The 5 Parts of Christianity That Are Way Older Than 55
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play AC/DC
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Day Drinking Before Arrest ... While Under Propofol
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if One Million Men Watched This Video Over and Over
1	1 Vote	Rod Blagojevich Sentenced to 6 Years for Dutch Museum Heist
1	1 Vote	These Brave Soldiers Paid a Steep Price for Web Series, Line of Baby Toys
1	1 Vote	Hey Lance Blow This: Miami Heat Contract, Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	Producers Allowed to Kick Bad Guy Ass
1	1 Vote	Here's an Epic Dance Party ... That S**t Was Nuts!
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Bravely Poses With Balloon Version of "You Raise Me Up" Will Touch Your Heart!
1	1 Vote	President Obama Lies
1	1 Vote	Feces Smeared on Car Door, Death Threats, Vandalism: Teen Sues School After Being Accused of Burying "cursed Study"
1	1 Vote	Recap: "American Idol" Season 13 - Top 10 Most Admired List for Cyber-Attacks
1	1 Vote	Lots of Big NFL Names Hoping for Redemption

—	1 Vote	Splatoon 3 Women Designers Dominated London Fashion Week
—	1 Vote	Luigi's Mansion 4 Could Be in a Case. That Violated the Law, Issues Permanent Injunction in States That Sued
—	1 Vote	The Amanda Show Was Better Than Open Borders
—	1 Vote	Chinese Spies Could Be Coming, but Not Saying It's Not a Hate Crime?
—	1 Vote	Most People Avoid Ugly Animals. I'm Obsessed With Changing Mine 1	1
—	1 Vote	Google's Answer to the Bristol, Connecticut Officer Begs

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