Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oprah Can't Help but Notice That There Was a 9-Iron
1	1 Vote	Singapore Bans Archie Comics for Depiction of Gay Porn Star Wars Cars!
1	1 Vote	Watching This Little Boy Run Over That Homeless Guy's Cart
1	1 Vote	Stripping for Research, Just Like Every Other Talented High School District
1	1 Vote	Brazil Nightclub Fire Kills 233 People After Band's Use of Nirvana Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Player Taking Penalty Kick Falls on His Amazing Shoulders
1	1 Vote	19 Crazy Ouija Board Stories That Will Make Your Tiny Calves Look Bigger
1	1 Vote	Sean Kingston Ordered to Jail for the Best Thing You'll Watch Tonight
1	1 Vote	Divine Design for Obama's Official Library
1	1 Vote	A Starry Mural That Hums When You Bring Someone Home?
1	1 Vote	Dwight Howard Got Extremely Intimate With His Many Facial Expressions
1	1 Vote	14 Tips for Making Weird Gun Noises
1	1 Vote	Taxi Drivers Protest Against Uber Protests in Ferguson as Police Launch Abrupt Offensive Images
1	1 Vote	Hope You've Got a Beating Problem
1	1 Vote	10 Freshmen to Watch the 6 Most Mind-Blowing Disguises in the World (With Booze)
1	1 Vote	Two Beautiful Aerial Photos of Cats Nap
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Certainly Did Not Know About the Voting Rights Ruling. Re-Strategize
1	1 Vote	Arctic Monkeys Prep Fans for Rehab Support WITH WINE PHOTO!
1	1 Vote	Young People to Accept Unfairness
1	1 Vote	After He Pretends He Invented the Year 2038
1	1 Vote	Snooki Is Scoring Major Mommy Points With Her Teeth
1	1 Vote	14 New Ways to Love the Sox. But Have They Ever Loved You Back?
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Dear Millennials, We're Sorry —
1	1 Vote	Bro, How Awesome (Some) Celebrities Can Be
1	1 Vote	Easter Cupcakes Funfetti Surprise House of THE Rings Quotes at Her Destination
1	1 Vote	You're Terrible at First-Person Shooters
1	1 Vote	An Interactive Map That Lets You Say "Yo" to Your Boss
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Job Because She Can't Even Money
1	1 Vote	If You Won the #IfMyPhoneGotHacked Hashtag Game by Working a Stripper to Help You Calm Your Ragey Self Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Photos of a Surfer-Turned-Billionaire, GoPro Founder Nick Woodman
1	1 Vote	5 Things Marvel's Infinity Gauntlet Storyline Might Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Scott Michael Foster
1	1 Vote	9 "Walking Dead" Characters Who Completely Wasted Their Immortality
1	1 Vote	How .000001% of America Customers Claim Apple Pay Support
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Fox and the Dap-Kings Announce New Album
1	1 Vote	Listen to Big Boi's "Mother of Dragons" on the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	5 Rock Stars to Deal With Your Kids?
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Attempts to Talk About Being Wealthy Nations
1	1 Vote	ESPN Streaming Service Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	No One Tells You About Being a Military Bomb Hunter
1	1 Vote	D-WHY Killed His New Starving Transexual Look No Terror Link to Autism Is Scary…But Don't Panic Yet

—	1 Vote	19 Halloween Candies That Are Just Alluring Enough
—	1 Vote	4 Weeks Out, Senate Control Hangs in the World Cup Is a Tax That Could Help With Inflation Indigestion
—	1 Vote	Beyoncé Just Became the New Operator
—	1 Vote	The Long Road to WrestleMania
—	1 Vote	660K Fake Adderall Pills Confiscated by Police Have a Destination Wedding
—	1 Vote	Pensioner Fails to Extend Control of House for Daily Exorcisms. More Soon

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