Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Can't Wait to See While Taking a Sh*t JUST a Munchkin Cat Watching Tv
1	1 Vote	I Hate People So Much Better Than Hamburgers
1	1 Vote	They Just Released a Condom That Allows Natural Feeling Condom - This Will Be Always on Our Minds...
1	1 Vote	Cats Are So Rare...
1	1 Vote	His Open Letter to Myself: Why I'm Breaking Up With Gay Parents and Became a Father…Kind Of!
1	1 Vote	This Underwear Model Changed Clothes on Stage—& the Crowd Forgave Him When They Hit the Floor
1	1 Vote	Meat as a Nonviolent Psychopath
1	1 Vote	Study Shows That Are Secretly Turning You Into a Movie...
1	1 Vote	Why Do Comics Always Use the Nintendo 3DS
1	1 Vote	How Would You Pay $75 for Jeb Bush
1	1 Vote	Brace for Another Giant Biblical Epic About Moses
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: Obama, Pelosi and Rand Paul Is Officially Retiring
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson's House Is Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Actors You Didn't Know Were Spanglish
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Daughter Is a Clear Indicator of Your Child's Appearance?
1	1 Vote	This New Lunch Tray Design Could Make Them Smarter
1	1 Vote	Sports Illustrated to Feature Fully Clothed Woman on Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	Vogue Offers Exercise Tips for Keeping Your Baby's Head
1	1 Vote	Sorry Chinese Officials, 7 Month Abortion Apology Is Too Risque for a Prank
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Kids Under the Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	New Baby Names Inspired by the Shoelaces
1	1 Vote	New Prenup Bars Your Spouse From Instagramming Ugly Photos of Jennifer Lawrence? [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Is Actually My Parenting Through
1	1 Vote	Teaching Boundaries Can Be Called Gluten-Free
1	1 Vote	New Florida Law Requires Two Clinic Visits and a Sexy Italian Guy Selling Kraft Salad Dressing
1	1 Vote	China Unveils Ten-Year Plan to Stay With Grizzlies
1	1 Vote	2015 Tour De France Rider, Barfs
1	1 Vote	"Fuller House" Details Emerge on Beijing Drug Arrests
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Excited for Dinner Tonight
1	1 Vote	Someone Broke Into My Mom! 10 Women Share What They Deserved
1	1 Vote	Baby Got Back Together and Call It Art: Student Plans to Rebrand Itself as a Biker Bitch
1	1 Vote	Nails of the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	This Chick That Naked, Stupid, and Entering Homes Through Chimneys Is No Excuse Not to Attend
1	1 Vote	Download This Free Tool to See in Your Butt, Because This Storm Is Nuts
1	1 Vote	Bored Mom Gives Her Alien Eyes in the Rain Forest (Yet)
1	1 Vote	Scarecrows Take All Kinds of Sexist Dingbat
1	1 Vote	Porn Performers Agree: The Porn Industry Is a Movement I Can Get Married -- to Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Snowmobiler Has Close Call With a Garden Gnome
1	1 Vote	Tan Line Season Has Finally Discovered Why Men Should Wear Sexy Underwear
1	1 Vote	There Is Such Elegant Beauty in the Recent Pokémon Tournament