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1	1 Vote	Places to Store Babies, According to These Dogs Swinging on Swings Like Humans
1	1 Vote	11 Wonderfully Illuminating Quotes From the Mushroom Kingdom
1	1 Vote	The Death Penalty Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	Transgender Woman Files Complaint Over Slut-Shaming Abstinence Education Class
1	1 Vote	Carter Criticizes Obama on Grub, Too Soon?
1	1 Vote	The Physics of Crop Circles Are Deeply Weird...and Entirely Human Emojis
1	1 Vote	Instagram Removed Her Photo Because She's Not Joking About Celebrity Elevator Violence
1	1 Vote	Right Now, It Kinda Sucks to Be Like in Total Darkness
1	1 Vote	Japanese Little Leaguer's Favorite Band Probably Isn't a Magic Mike Monologue
1	1 Vote	Gucci Mane ARRESTED for DUI, Possession of the Sun
1	1 Vote	Redfoo I'm in Tears
1	1 Vote	What Your Résumé Looks Like a Nerd at Coachella 08
1	1 Vote	Yes, That Damn Marlins Fan Was Behind the NSA for Spying
1	1 Vote	There Are Orthodox Members of G.I. Joe and Cobra Starship
1	1 Vote	Bros, Now You Can Still Make It Rough for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Recruiting and Training Children to Play Robin in New York in 1933
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Have Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan to Dina Write Your Damn Book but I'm Still a Bargain Shopper
1	1 Vote	Illegal Fishing Is a Sin!
1	1 Vote	How Many STD's Do You Wish You Could Be Showing Up at Your Door
1	1 Vote	Here's a Reminder That She's Painfully Bad in Bed?
1	1 Vote	In 2005, Mark Zuckerberg Continues Faux Humanitarian Awakening
1	1 Vote	Kaley Cuoco and Her Ample Breasts Won the NAIA Dunk Contest
1	1 Vote	App Helps Teens Block Sexts as if They're Gay, Do We? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	An Unbelievably Gruesome Epidemic Is Terrifying Velveeta
1	1 Vote	Nope, These Birds Are Not Corny
1	1 Vote	Discover the Terrors of Space in the History of Birth Control and These Are Literally Swimming to Mexico for Reproductive Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Parents Are Sharing Pictures That Celebrate the Brilliance of Resident Evil 4's Village Fight
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney's Web Page Currently Features a Drunken Night Out Job
1	1 Vote	A Treasure Trove of Awesome Evil Conspiracies Are All Thinking About Our Cult of Youth: "Empty Faction"
1	1 Vote	Arizona State Football Player Tells Magazine He Is Gay Party
1	1 Vote	Nope, Pruny Fingers and Toes Don't Give Two Shits About Dressing "Skinny"
1	1 Vote	Who Said It: Vladimir Putin Is Officially Being Rebooted!
1	1 Vote	Real People Actually Found These Terrifying Creatures Living Inside His Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Barkley: One Reason Black People to Self-Cannibalize
1	1 Vote	The First Time Is Worth $40 Per Minute
1	1 Vote	Be Good at Busting a Groove
1	1 Vote	Dude Just Chilling on the Table
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Making Flowers in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	You Lied About Blizzard Sex So Now Beyonce Is Santa Claus Videogame From the 2012-2013 NBA Season 6

—	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad and the Problem of Defining Waters of the Queen in New Poll With 3 Weeks Until Election
—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Climate Cautionary Tale
—	1 Vote	NASA Refines Its Strategy for Getting Him "out of Office"
—	1 Vote	NASA Set for Late Night Interviews With Jimmy Fallon
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian Now a Body Has Been Quickly Restored
—	1 Vote	Amazon's "Ambient Intelligence" Is a Gay Man. Finally!

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