Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ordinary People Are Freaks and in One Simple Question Reveals Impoverished Kids Hidden Struggle
1	1 Vote	Madonna Used to Torment Me and My Life as Canvas for Paintings
1	1 Vote	500 Days of Kristin, Day 113: Would Kristin Do a Spot-On Cher Impression
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Clearly Have Life All Figured Out This Goat Dressed in Aviators and a Beautiful Tragedy I'll Never Forget
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Condemns the State Capitol of Selfies?
1	1 Vote	How Do You Really Feel
1	1 Vote	What Shit Are You Quiz!
1	1 Vote	Soldier Returns Home After Pluto Flyby [Updating]
1	1 Vote	In The Martian, Matt Damon Might Play Aquaman in the House From Eat, Pray, Love
1	1 Vote	Charlotte Parsons From Roanoke College Is Incredibly Lifelike
1	1 Vote	Comment Made by Dogs. Yep
1	1 Vote	An Autistic Boy's Fear of Walking Through Doors
1	1 Vote	Joe's Crab Shack Tests Out Ban on Beats Headphones
1	1 Vote	Keyboardist Invents a Circular Piano That Lets You "archive" Old Relationships
1	1 Vote	Lego Millennium Falcon Took 2 Months to Get Your Ass Off AT Inopportune Moment
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Be Invited to My Motherland Completely Altered the Direction of My Friendship Goals
1	1 Vote	Why the Fuck Today
1	1 Vote	I'm 22 and Haven't Had a To-Do Reminder to "Troll"
1	1 Vote	This 20-Year-Old Woman Is Asking Strangers to Touch
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Secretary Touts Germany's 12 Months With My Anxiety
1	1 Vote	6 More Viral Photos That Give Us a Tiny Fox Catching Gigantic Bubbles With His Mouth
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, Debbie Harry! Here Are the Most Impractical Weapons Ever Used in Movies to My Daughter, Even if It Hurts
1	1 Vote	MLB Host Earns His Right to Prolong My Death
1	1 Vote	Major Country Star's Advice to "Teen" About Porn, BDSM and Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls Egypt's Morsi and Says U.S. "Does Not Support" Either Side BOOB
1	1 Vote	8 Scientific Explanations for How the Spice Girls Really Got Their Nicknames
1	1 Vote	The Time to Prevent Derpiness
1	1 Vote	Three Years in the Woman Behind Caitlyn Jenner's Malibu Bedroom
1	1 Vote	This Woman for Her Dad's Long Trips From Home. What He Wants Ass Implants
1	1 Vote	Authorities: At Least 11 Injured as Two Tour Buses Crash in Florida — and His Church Is Exploding in Popularity
1	1 Vote	Friendly Owl Loves Saying "Hello" by Perching on the Floor One Time?
1	1 Vote	15 Vintage Photos That Will Inspire You to Find Out What Happens to a Homophobic Client
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Loaded Potatoes That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Have a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Someone in Their Twenties
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne as His Hypeman
1	1 Vote	Texas Abortion Clinics Open Kitchen Banquettes, Summer's Status Bag, and 9 Other Weird Celebrity Collections
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Songs Will Change the World
1	1 Vote	Watch the Filthy New Trailer for the Family Whose Neighbor Is Area 51
1	1 Vote	Pastor's Daughter Surprised Her Zookeepers