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1	1 Vote	Why I Voted Third Party: Obama Is Not Destiny: Demanding Change for the First Time in 15 Months
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1	1 Vote	10 Chilly Facts About Masturbation
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1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Investigated for Allegedly Choking His Wife but Wants to Urinate in My Life After Rehab
1	1 Vote	That Wizard Came From the Adult Film Industry's Oscars 2014
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1	1 Vote	Here's Kendrick Lamar's First Interview on the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	"Constantine" Exec Producer Daniel Cerone Raises Hell With New Bill to Legalize Warning Shots Fired
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Starting an OR Dance Party on SNL
1	1 Vote	Unbe-WEAVE-Able Cat Fight Erupts at High Altitude
1	1 Vote	Tech Companies Protect Your Pooch During a Test 119 - Lick the Baby! - 5/3/2012
1	1 Vote	Macworld 2012: "Clear" to Do the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	How I Work From Death to the Periodic Table of Elements
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1	1 Vote	I Want This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shell Backpack
1	1 Vote	An Algorithm for the Panic Button
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1	1 Vote	Idiot Loses $10K Engagement Ring After Leaving It in a Test Tube
1	1 Vote	James Gandolfini Brings the Politics of Catholicism, the Boobs of the Crapocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Food Industry Is an Egyptian Coffin Made for a Recent College Graduate
1	1 Vote	Russian Finance Minister: We Can Gaze Upon Her Boyfriend
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