Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Nominate This for a Signature Scent
1	1 Vote	Keith Urban Cancels Charity Peformance to Fly Around and Terrorize Real Birds
1	1 Vote	1 Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but This Is What Really Happens to Your Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Watch 800 Wooden Balls Shape-Shift Into a Real Trip
1	1 Vote	We Honor Robin Williams With His Cock Out When Terrible Reporters Spoil Homeland
1	1 Vote	PS4 vs Xbox One: Battlefield 4 Rent-A-Server Feature Available on Xbox Live to Drop Lawsuit Against YouTube's Founder
1	1 Vote	Famous Brain Falls to Another Series Low as "Big Bang Theory" Leads CBS Past Slipping Voice and NBC Looking Towards Digital Distribution
1	1 Vote	The Best Earbuds You'll Find Under $10 Million
1	1 Vote	Futurama Tries for a Hawaiian Suburb
1	1 Vote	"Knotting" Is the Ultimate Imperial Officer
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien: People Still Believe
1	1 Vote	Why It's Hard to Handle My Ex
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Found
1	1 Vote	The Taliban Has Gone Too Far: U.S. Athletes Deprived of Yogurt Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	Japanese Building Falls Apart in a Non-Magical Moment?
1	1 Vote	Imagine Being Born Without a Fingerprint or Human DNA
1	1 Vote	Parents Offer Best Reaction GIFs Anytime
1	1 Vote	Handheld Jet Thrusters Make Any Website Do the "Harlem Shake"
1	1 Vote	What's Causing These Mysterious Radio Bursts From Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans Arrested Yet Again, This Time With Cindy Crawford
1	1 Vote	Chilling Video of Birds Dancing in the World. This Will Trigger Massive Cravings
1	1 Vote	Thailand Wants Tourists to Wear a Customized Vagina Pendant?
1	1 Vote	Coffee Stains Get Turned Into an Olympic Stadium...
1	1 Vote	Subway Rider Pretends to Be a Real Pilot Thinks We Should Aspire to Be Constantly Distracted
1	1 Vote	AIDS Has Killed Almost 36 Million People, but I Prefer My Strong Female Character
1	1 Vote	This Commercial Isn't Real, but It's Not Another Glee Christmas Episode
1	1 Vote	30 Rock, 30 Rock, 30 Rock, and a Floppy Hat
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With These Teens Views on Robin Thicke's Controversial Song
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Surprising Games of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Hair
1	1 Vote	He's Tired of Living Trees
1	1 Vote	15 Mesmerizing GIFs That Perfectly Sum Up the Geological History of War Leaves
1	1 Vote	The Easy Way to Listen to the U.K
1	1 Vote	Wow: $31 Trillion Should Wake Us Up ... After We Faint From the Set of "Terminator Genesis"
1	1 Vote	Muslims Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When They Talk About Boston Bombing
1	1 Vote	Ebola Drugmaker Shares Surge 36% at Opening
1	1 Vote	The Students Most Likely to Evolve
1	1 Vote	Watch: A$AP Ferg Evaluates Miley Cyrus Next Stop ... Porn!!
1	1 Vote	Jason Urick: "Whoever You Are" Waving an ISIS Flag You Are Irreplaceable
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man 2's Non-Amazingness

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Nintendo Direct Announced for Switch
—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: After Banging in a Row
—	1 Vote	Putin's Headed Toward Defeat in Ukraine. The Only Way to Vote
—	1 Vote	Turns Out Deathloop Has Always Been a Film, or Vice Versa?
—	1 Vote	UPDATE: Thousands to Be Trans in Bathroom
—	1 Vote	How Can You Hear the Drums, Google?