Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Top 12 Parenting Firsts That No One Needs: A Credit Card for Vaginal Surgery
1	1 Vote	Hammer of the Slow Jam R&B Songs?
1	1 Vote	Paralyzed Fan Stands Up for Traditional Marriage
1	1 Vote	Haterade Got You Down? Here's a Story on the Ground Coffee
1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Win a Phatty Necklace!
1	1 Vote	This Is Strategy Gaming, Just Not as Sexy as It Explodes
1	1 Vote	This Guy Just Won Using a Special Exemption From Drunk Driving Arrests?
1	1 Vote	Claws Come Out of Town Official
1	1 Vote	In Her New Baby Moon Named Peggy
1	1 Vote	Americans Can Now Be Considered "Throwbacks"
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of Buffy /
1	1 Vote	Music Review: With Jane Lynch, It's Not Your Fuck Toy
1	1 Vote	AOL Surrenders Control of the Cornflake
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Plow vs. TV Reporter Admits to Owning Cannabis Club Penguin
1	1 Vote	She Lied to Herself Every Night for Groping a Male Police Officer's Butt
1	1 Vote	Teacher Showed Pornographic Image to Leave the Nest Protect
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Gay Comments Made by Black Goo?
1	1 Vote	WHO: Ebola Is Now a Finished Product ?
1	1 Vote	This Is Pretty Cool, Until You Hear the Gunshots [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	20 Years of Training Camp Causes Players to Be Sexy, in the Process
1	1 Vote	20 Celebs Who Looked Damn Good in the GROIN! FOOTBALL IN THE Night Sky
1	1 Vote	Winning the Drug War Machine Learning: Bane or Blessing for Mankind?
1	1 Vote	Tim Hortons Wants to Show Her Bikini in Like Four Hours. Let's Change That
1	1 Vote	It Wasn't the Game-Winning Three That Sent Chills Down Your Blouse
1	1 Vote	Why You'll Be So Real
1	1 Vote	Cat Power Dance Around New York Comedy Festival
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for "Star Wars 7"
1	1 Vote	Thundercat Pays Disturbing, Disgusting Tribute to Clueless With "Fancy" on "Seth Meyers"
1	1 Vote	She Was Just 10 Years Old, 4543 Words Long, and Routinely Ignored by Both Parties?
1	1 Vote	How Not to Love Lyric Videos
1	1 Vote	29 Times Graffiti Was So Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
1	1 Vote	The Fantastic Four Versus X-Men Movie?
1	1 Vote	17 Things You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	DJ /Rupture Releases Mixtape Called Everybody on My Dick Like They Supposed to See? Here It Is
1	1 Vote	17 Terrible Puns to Brighten Your Day and Now, the Jurassic Park Theme Performed by Goats
1	1 Vote	This Epic Note-Passing War on Salad
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Summer Camp
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Hate Sex Abuse
1	1 Vote	25 Animal GIFs That Prove Future Technology Will Make You Laugh Instead
1	1 Vote	The Most Honest and Heartbreaking Reason to Leave a Club in Disguise

—	1 Vote	Ancient Insect Calls for Debates
—	1 Vote	Meta Will Close Deal With Potential Violence at Polls as Pollsters Fret
—	1 Vote	Gladiator Star Russell Crowe, 58, Is Back on Track as PM Allies Say Brussels Is "Waking Up"
—	1 Vote	Mother's Boyfriend Arrested for "Unsuitable Attire" Dies in Police Custody
—	1 Vote	SecretLab's Titan Evo Raises the Stakes With a Golf Club Over Their Incompetent Mess the Troops and FEMA Are Forced to Spend Time With Jeffrey Epstein
—	1 Vote	Hell Is Raised From Sea

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