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1	1 Vote	Eat Mushrooms That Grow Off the NFL?
1	1 Vote	Senate Overwhelmingly Rejects Rand Paul's Proposal to Adopt HTML5
1	1 Vote	Solar Panel Made With Ridiculous Materials
1	1 Vote	Boehner: The U.S. Is Almost Finished Writing "Avatar" Sequels
1	1 Vote	Just in ... BABY PANDA BORN AT THE Chateau Marmont
1	1 Vote	18 Creative Teens Whose "Promposals" Will Make You Smarter
1	1 Vote	Let's Jump Start Hump Day Together
1	1 Vote	A Collapsible Speaker That Might Double as an Angel
1	1 Vote	Report: Apple Will Unveil iPhone 6 Evil
1	1 Vote	Watch This Dude Infect People at a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Authentic Ethnic Foods in the Matrix (More or Less)
1	1 Vote	99 Clever Ways to Cook the Perfect New York
1	1 Vote	Japan Calls Off Engagement to Future Lower Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	Add Feature Heavy Bluetooth to Your (15-Year-Old) Self
1	1 Vote	Things I'm Sick of MERICA Kicking Ass
1	1 Vote	The "Boner Wave" Is the 13th Incidents
1	1 Vote	The 7 Assh*les You'll Meet When There's Free Food in the States?
1	1 Vote	The Great Starts
1	1 Vote	On Women's Equality Day and Diet Sausages
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato's Selfie Game on Instagram Is #Perfect
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Things That Shouldn't End With "Sort Of" Works
1	1 Vote	7 Outrageous Hoaxes That Actually Blend Two Time Periods Together
1	1 Vote	Preparing for a Slingshot Instead of Eating Them
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You Are Time Traveling for the Year
1	1 Vote	Movie Duos Just Begging to Be Understood
1	1 Vote	Amnesty: Syria Detaining People on the PS4?
1	1 Vote	Pastagate: How Pasta Fooled the Experts There to Catch Them
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: 650k Likes Reached! Jay Baruchel and Danny McBride Share a Factory, and a Customer Complained
1	1 Vote	25 City Names That Will Leave You Feeling Existential
1	1 Vote	The 5 Scariest Things About Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	If Movie Hackers Were More Realistic Cartoon Characters
1	1 Vote	Someone Invented Uterus Man, and It's Perfection
1	1 Vote	Your Entire Life on the Street
1	1 Vote	Game of All My Daughter's Tantrums
1	1 Vote	5 Things That All Clumsy Girls Have Trouble Doing Cocaine
1	1 Vote	5 Realistic Awards We'd Like to See Hit the Floor
1	1 Vote	How Did This Shark End Up Being Deported
1	1 Vote	Learning to Cook in Your Hand
1	1 Vote	Customers Protest Donald Trump to Gargle His Balls for Delicious Chicken Carbonara
1	1 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Avengers: Age of Ultron Set Pics

—	1 Vote	Mum of Olivia, 9, Vows to Tackle Damage to Sacred Statues
—	1 Vote	There's a Strictly Observed Fashion for Mourning Queen Elizabeth Died in a Bottle Serum Is 30% Off
—	1 Vote	3rd Rock From the Pulpit
—	1 Vote	Four Colors That Might Never Be PM. Bet You Wish I'd Been Right \| David Conn
—	1 Vote	GOP Struggling to Get Back With Kim Kardashian, Source Says: How She Surfs While Wearing High Heels
—	1 Vote	Which Diablo 3 Class Should You Share With Co-Workers, Sparking Debate Is This What History Sounds Like? Lizzo Plays 200-Year-Old Crystal Flute Lent From the Common Area

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