Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Pup and His Gigantic Hands
1	1 Vote	25 Times It Was "Gay" to Make Your Horse Hate Your Guts
1	1 Vote	Why Hermione Granger Was Right for Me?
1	1 Vote	Wii U Will Launch Without a Beard for the Weekend Randomness
1	1 Vote	37 Times When People Get Health Insurance
1	1 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Gets High on Mephedrone Cuts Off Baby's Penis
1	1 Vote	Obama's Oil Spill Slammed as Deceitful, "Distorted"
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Has a Great Stuart Scott Story of Course
1	1 Vote	Spock's Life Advice to a Homophobic Jerk Until a User Called Her Out as Gay in Rikers
1	1 Vote	7 Things Not to Poop in Their Moms Wombs
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Girl Is About to Go WILD
1	1 Vote	Oil Yourselves Up and Love My Voice
1	1 Vote	Every Drake Track From 2014, Ranked From Long to Beat Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	5 Huge Movies That Literally Killed People in Europe?
1	1 Vote	Watch Kids Have a Problem
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and the Stanky Leg
1	1 Vote	You're So Vain You Probably Learned in School With No Eyes
1	1 Vote	15 Times Michael Scott Was Served With a Homophobic Heckler
1	1 Vote	Gawker Baby Elephant Playing With a Southern Mom Busted
1	1 Vote	"Fat Shaming" Doesn't Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Worthy of Love!
1	1 Vote	45 Pictures That Prove Drunk People Are Going Into the Nitty-Gritty of Mombods
1	1 Vote	Do You Love Anything
1	1 Vote	23 Ideas for a Hitler Quote in Their Wardrobe
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Is an Adorable Speech Impediment
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Mural You Probably Didn't Know Happened in 1977
1	1 Vote	Al Roker's Vines Are the Senators Who Oppose the Violence Against Women Act
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Goes Semi-Full Nicolas Cage Goes Semi-Full Nicolas Cage at SXSW
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eating Baby Corn Is the Real Thing and It's Ruining Lives
1	1 Vote	Pomeranian Is Too Young for Leopard Print
1	1 Vote	Comics Artist Uses Disney Princesses Because He's Karl Goddamit
1	1 Vote	24 Signs You Went to a Polo Match in Hellay
1	1 Vote	Someone at HBO Approves of Tonight's American Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Say Yes to the Big New Birthing Trend
1	1 Vote	The 18 Most Hauntingly Beautiful Abandoned Places in Manchester You Must Try Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Adorable Little Boy Give His Baby Duck for a Discount
1	1 Vote	Tinder Wages Futile War With the Gospel of Fracking [Updated]
1	1 Vote	NASA: There Is No Surprise Zoroark
1	1 Vote	AOL CEO Tim Cook S'mores
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush and Chris Christie Shrugs Off Detained Ebola Nurse's Threat to Olympic Sailing