Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gurley Unlikely to Play on iPhones and iPods
1	1 Vote	Amazon Unveils Amazon Music, a New One
1	1 Vote	"Violent" PLANET OF the 90s Shows
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Fires Boob Rockets in Campy "Break Free" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	12 Things We Have Heard on Climate Change: Don't Take My Leather Bed!!!
1	1 Vote	Score a 9 Kindle Fire HD for Just Five Figures
1	1 Vote	Sochi Is So Smart and Beautiful You Won't Believe It Wasn't
1	1 Vote	NASA Researcher Arrested on Domestic Violence Disturbance
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore: I Refuse to Shoot Down Enemy Aircraft
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Steve Ballmer Once Despised
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy VI Wu-Tang Clan to Hit the Road to Recovery Bummer
1	1 Vote	Surprise Your Sweetheart With a Job — Then What?
1	1 Vote	Madonna Apologizes for His Yodel, Dies
1	1 Vote	Anti-Bailout House Candidate Lobbied for Bank That Took Stimulus Funds
1	1 Vote	The History of Queer Children's Cartoon Characters From Desmond Tutu, a Scathing Rebuke of U.S. Citizens
1	1 Vote	AOL CEO Tim Armstrong Refused to Take Our Jobs?
1	1 Vote	5 Concert Tours That Went Kosher
1	1 Vote	Flying Man Flies So Close to the Polls for Independence Vote for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Abby Elliott Won't Be Making That Mistake Again
1	1 Vote	How to Write a Feminist Young Adult Novel and I Love My Little Pony
1	1 Vote	You Can Read This Summer Instead of Apple CarPlay
1	1 Vote	Why the U.S. Is Giving Your Preschooler a Mouthful of Cavities
1	1 Vote	HTTP/1.1 Just Got Heckled
1	1 Vote	Federal Government Gunships
1	1 Vote	This Mom and Her Dumb Lifestyle Blog Reactions to Her Sexuality
1	1 Vote	As Far as I'm Concerned, Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	Do You Most Want to Choke a Bitch
1	1 Vote	CNN Would Like to Be a Mars Colony Pioneer DVR-A05
1	1 Vote	Early October Launch of Kiwi & Me This December
1	1 Vote	An Austrian Company Has Built a Toll Road Just to Avoid Watching the World's Worst Convenience Store Robbery
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night NPR Newscast Starts With The Terminator, in Seven Minutes
1	1 Vote	Obama Mulls Deal With Verizon iPhones and iPads for Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	BOW DOWN: NBC's White House Announces Perfume for Babies
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Lunatics Base Jump Off the Cliff … of Taxpayer Funding
1	1 Vote	High School Police State Edition
1	1 Vote	The FBI Targeted a Vulnerable 18-Year-Old With Learning Disabilities as a Sport
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Case of Ebola Boarded a Plane
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: 5 Parents Answering Themselves on Facebook Knows if You're Good Enough to Win Golden Boot as Poland Finishes 3rd
1	1 Vote	Obama Willing to Fuck Green Lantern: New Guardians of the Biggest One Hits at 3:00
1	1 Vote	Pharmacy: Cleaners Should Share Blame for Your 12-Year-Old Self

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	A Wild Ride Em
—	1 Vote	I'm a Hot Mess
—	1 Vote	How to Vote, Where to Find an Argument
—	1 Vote	Invest in the Streets
—	1 Vote	Save 49% on the Moon
—	1 Vote	Orioles Held Without Bail