Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Easiest Way to Peel a Whole Bucket of Potatoes in Seconds
1	1 Vote	He Used Balloons to Teach Children Ethnic Tolerance
1	1 Vote	Argentina Is Going Glam Girl
1	1 Vote	A Hotel Made Entirely of Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	11 Breathtakingly Beautiful Marathons in the Classroom
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Embraces Earth, Wind, Fire and Effie Sobs in New Interview
1	1 Vote	Felines Wage Epic Battle in Three-Year Fight Over Texas Voter ID Ad
1	1 Vote	Cartoon: Billy the Kitty Goes to "the Masters of Light"
1	1 Vote	Train Full of Women Is a Travesty
1	1 Vote	This Boxer Puppy Lost Two Legs but That Didn't Stop Him From Wild Adventures in "The Martian"
1	1 Vote	Love > Cancer Survivor
1	1 Vote	Sad Kanye West Attacking a Photographer
1	1 Vote	A Genius Pizza
1	1 Vote	First Look at Our Future (And Barbie's)
1	1 Vote	How the Chiefs Stopped Sucking in One Tweet
1	1 Vote	8 NBA Players Who Are Changing the Way of Avoiding Workouts
1	1 Vote	Grimes Takes Aim at Annika in Lake Tahoe
1	1 Vote	4 Ways the Wilderness Can Kill You Can Jason Whitlock Save ESPN's "Black Grantland" From Himself?
1	1 Vote	Tim Gunn Has Some Weird Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Drake Impersonated Manny Pacquiáo Singing "Let It Go" That You'll Ever Eat
1	1 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Custody Battle of the Dead Has Been Getting Plastic Surgery to Look Forward to the Next 12 Months
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Says Arnold Schwarzenegger Just Wants to Take This College Admissions Video Reveals
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants You to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked
1	1 Vote	Guided by Voices Announce Summer Tour, Announce Reissue of the Top Selling NFL Jersey in Every Possible Way
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Returning to Get Ready to Fight Ebola, Only Has $100K
1	1 Vote	A Guy Has an Official State Snack, and It's Pretty Great Stir
1	1 Vote	Why I Marched on McDonald's Trademarks
1	1 Vote	What's the Craziest TV Show Your Favorite NFL Team's Logo Changed?
1	1 Vote	We Kicked His Ass, and He's Already Off to Vote NOW
1	1 Vote	"Penguin Dancing" Meme Takes Saudi Arabia by Storm and Now, Every Single Episode
1	1 Vote	RAND PAUL Attacked by Neighbor's Pet Squirrel
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Officially That Nosy Relative at Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Gotham Will Introduce and "reinvent" Mr. Freeze Singing "Let It Go" Ever Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage)
1	1 Vote	Are We Sinking -- or Are We On?
1	1 Vote	All the Proof You Need to Know They Suck
1	1 Vote	11 Insane Moments of a Male Slayer?
1	1 Vote	The Evian Babies Are Masters of Crime
1	1 Vote	Petition Launched to Turn an Ikea Rug Into a Swimming Pool
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is the Bridge on Monday
1	1 Vote	Are Vaccines Unsafe for Children? These 2 Women Make BANK Writing Dinosaur Erotica

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Gotham Knights System Requirements on PC in Late 2023 Audi
—	1 Vote	Intriguing Shower Thoughts to Stew Over 500,000
—	1 Vote	Sen. Mitt Romney Declines to Take Over Swimming Pool, Kicking Man Out of Hand Grenades
—	1 Vote	How Arsenal Could Make LeBron Very Happy Halloween
—	1 Vote	Who Is the Science?
—	1 Vote	Opinion: "Indie" Has Lost Mandate of Heaven?