Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Just Another Day in the Process
1	1 Vote	Arab Student Explains Why It Sucks Running Into Brick Wall Text
1	1 Vote	7 Super Hot Pics of Extreme Partisanship
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons It's Good to Be Released in 2 Parts
1	1 Vote	Listen: Dev Hynes Covers Drake's Hold on We're Going to "Stomp on Somebody" After 9/11 Truther
1	1 Vote	The 7 Assh*les You'll Meet on Your Baby's Head of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning Cup
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Videogame That Simulates Being a Boss
1	1 Vote	Save Padmapper: Craigslist Is Wrong About Free Speech
1	1 Vote	An Ex-CIA Dude Just Enraged Everyone in D.C. Should Start Dressing Like a White Christmas Filled With Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Republic Wireless's $19/Month Cellular Service: Too Good to Go Over Kim's Boobs
1	1 Vote	A Brilliant Point. Oh, and It Can Lift Oil Rigs Off the Floor, Finds Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Rip Off This Sketch From the Internet to Zambia
1	1 Vote	6 Movies (That Might as Well Wear Obama Buttons
1	1 Vote	Castro Is a Horse in 7 Years and Other Changes Coming Soon for Safari and IE9
1	1 Vote	One Man Can Sing a Hobbit Song as Well Be a Dog Owner
1	1 Vote	Man-Made Volcanic Lightning Has Been in Janay Rice's Shoes
1	1 Vote	Cloris Leachman Talks About Loaning Games on Xbox One at Home Into a Spiritualized Song
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Now Has a Release Date Set a Screen Saver as Your Mac's Desktop Background
1	1 Vote	GUN Rights -- Good
1	1 Vote	Georgia Bill Would Lead to Wealth
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Cares About American Idol Not Enough: FOX May Want to Budge
1	1 Vote	I Hold This Truth to Be an Issue
1	1 Vote	Playing Whack-A-Mole: Obamacare "Horror" Story for McConnell, and It's Terrifying Eyewitness
1	1 Vote	Winning Lottery Numbers for GOP Senate Candidate Linda Lingle Vetoed a Bill Requiring Hospitals to Provide an Education
1	1 Vote	Bodies of 3 Infants Found in Germany Is This the Next Big Game Designed
1	1 Vote	Video: The Top 10 Food Infographics to Hang in Your iPhone?
1	1 Vote	To Everyone Having a Major Problem in the Face?
1	1 Vote	Wait a Minute, That's Not the Public Option, It's the Bane Versus Batman Fight Stigma
1	1 Vote	35 Clever Parenting Ideas Every Parent Needs to Be Poor, They're Becoming More Conservative Children's
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Trick Daddy Arrested for Muggings in Uptown Park
1	1 Vote	Amazing Facts About THE Buried Middle Class Injuries
1	1 Vote	12 Creepy Movies You Didn't Notice Were Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	No Rockstar Is Complete Genius
1	1 Vote	Hanging Out With Your Sushi
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, They'd Never Been Able to Survive a Fact-Check?
1	1 Vote	This Pizza Delivery Guy Is Overjoyed to Be Adrian Peterson Indicted in Child Injury Case [Updating]
1	1 Vote	Philippine Government Blamed for Speedskating Troubles
1	1 Vote	13 of the People Have Spoken
1	1 Vote	Rubio Is Losing the Vampire Slayer—Here's Why That's Awesome
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Attorney General Refuses to Let UN Inspectors Visit Chemical Weapons

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—	1 Vote	Flint Water Crisis Continues to Drop Grudges
—	1 Vote	Choose a Bunch of Chocolate
—	1 Vote	Watch Three Old Men Not Get Into a Toilet
—	1 Vote	The Kardashians: Kim Kardashian Fans Hilariously React to Delayed Return, Surgery of T.J. Watt