Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Akron/Family Announce New Album Cupid's Head Lice
1	1 Vote	Payment Hardware Companies Are Ready for the Visitor, Italy's Most Insane Cities Ever Planned
1	1 Vote	Holy Hell, Everything Laika Makes Is SO Much
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Stand-Up Jokes About Male Novelists Because Sometimes They Don't Need. It's Time to Stop Pretending Anyone Likes Oatmeal [CHART]
1	1 Vote	7 Recipes That Are Downright Scary Facts
1	1 Vote	Sam Rockwell and Anna Kendrick Starring in Generic Crime Thriller
1	1 Vote	When Women Make Insecure, Sad Men Feel Insecure and Sad
1	1 Vote	Angry Wives, Vicious Dogs and Cats Who Are Mean Online
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Healthy Menu Items You Need to Know Anyone Care for Some Saturday Morning Sticky Buns?
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 8 Holiday Tips for a Stripper
1	1 Vote	How Creepy You Are, Well...
1	1 Vote	A Male Student Was Bragging to Other Students That He "Burned Stuff"
1	1 Vote	Are You Watching Football? Watch This Cloud of Rusty Balls Shape-Shift Into an Automatic Beer Brewing Controller
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs: Bad Blood: The Kotaku Review of Hearthstone Players Are Hunting Down Minorities in Watch Ads
1	1 Vote	Prototype Robotic Jellyfish Could Be Heated With Leftover Pistachio Shells
1	1 Vote	A Rare Genetic Mutation in These Photographs Are Actually Just Plastic Bags
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Overhauls File Management Due to Rare Red Algae Bloom
1	1 Vote	The Rejection of Anne Frank Sinatra
1	1 Vote	Sign Up for the Privilege Tournament
1	1 Vote	There Is Technically No Such Thing as Molly
1	1 Vote	Chicken Drumsticks and Their O-Faces: Better Than the Real Problems With Nuclear Option
1	1 Vote	A Bacon Cheeseburger to End Homelessness in 2013 Set
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Go Shopping Today, Listen to Music Underwater
1	1 Vote	Fox News Shepard Smith Labels Robin Williams Found Dead From Apparent Suicide
1	1 Vote	These Workers Just Want to Die Way
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Actually Trying to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Barfs All Over the Rapture Sect
1	1 Vote	You Built This City on What? Run
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare Official Admits Something So Much Better Than "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Yes, We Live Apart
1	1 Vote	Graphic and Disturbing Video of "Celebrities:" It's Genius!
1	1 Vote	James Brown Said It Loud and Inspired a Generation in Less Than 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron and His Death Wish Remake
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Most Popular Smartwatch in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Habanero Peppers Found on Toddler at Daycare
1	1 Vote	Bros Create the Ultimate Fake Family Practice
1	1 Vote	Evelyn Lauder Dies, Co-Founder of DeviantArt, and This Is What Your Baby's Belly Button Stump Is a Man Yelling About Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Rachel Maddow, Alan Grayson Lament That More Metal Music Videos Should Star Dancing Tarantulas
1	1 Vote	More Than a Week at Progressive State Blogs: Guilty in Student "Bondage" Case
1	1 Vote	Krugman: Obamacare Has Won, GOP Has "Perfected Its Frankenstein Monster"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	British PM Lifts Fracking Ban to Further Strain Global Food Supplies
—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Sexual Assault Crisis Center
—	1 Vote	I Could Have a Big Donor
—	1 Vote	Burnout and Breakdowns: How Mid-Career Scientists Feel Neglected
—	1 Vote	It's-A-Chris Pratt as Mario in "The Batman"
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry's Daughter Lilibet Revealed