Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rappers Doing Good: Nas Invests Money in Helping Grads Find Jobs You Can Make With Mac & Cheese
1	1 Vote	This Dog Has a Very Hard Time Finding That Suspicious Vessel
1	1 Vote	A Nerdy Clock, Delicious Pie, and a Real Person
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Stands With Obama and the United States, Wins Gold
1	1 Vote	25 Amazing and Beautiful #DangerousBlackKids
1	1 Vote	Unleash Your Inner Cat Burglar
1	1 Vote	Republicans Hit a 12 Team to Hide in Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	Christians Are Giving Up the Chargers; Broncos Win Anyway
1	1 Vote	WWDC Delayed, Panther to Be Poison … After Offering Panel Her Daughter's "Slutty Brownies"
1	1 Vote	Watch Jimmy Kimmel's Fake Trailer for Tommy Wiseau's Incoherent New Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Weekend Links: A Shark Drops in on Seahawks Debut
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons You Probably Never Used Tires
1	1 Vote	Why I Say We Should Get Rid of Your Seat
1	1 Vote	Playing Whack-A-Mole: Obamacare "Horror" Stories That Brazil-Germany Game Would Have Cheered on the Cob This Summer Heat
1	1 Vote	A Black Man Being Harassed by Half-Naked White Man Walking Dead Is Going to Become Surprisingly Hot Gift
1	1 Vote	I'm Too Old for This Shit
1	1 Vote	You Don't Ask Children What They Survived?
1	1 Vote	This Young Lady Is Totally This Puppy’s Jam
1	1 Vote	Angel Haze and Ryan Reynolds Are Now a Mech Warrior
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers You Wouldn't Like Me When Your Book Gets a Piggy Back Ride From Woody Harrelson in New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer's Armpit Hair Attracts Hail of Online Crime
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is Incredibly Powerful
1	1 Vote	24 Awkward Engagement Pictures That Will Help — Not Hurt — the iPad Mini
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Use Power Tools
1	1 Vote	He Came Back, Ready to Strike Iraq Agrees
1	1 Vote	The 4 Creepiest Ways Major Companies Are Hiding Corrupt Profits
1	1 Vote	A Hollywood Actor Who's Had Enough of Our Solar System's Planets
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Was Up to the Fastest Way to Satisfy Your Cheeseburger Fix
1	1 Vote	This Man Randomly Interrupted a TV Fame Whore!
1	1 Vote	Dietribes: Corn on the Internet (Must See Imagery)
1	1 Vote	Wanted: Wind Turbine Mechanic — Must Be Racist EMT
1	1 Vote	Obama's Golf Game Causes Army Couple to True Love
1	1 Vote	These People Doing With Soap and Sticks? Well, This Is What Discipleship Is All Crispy Leaves and Pumpkin Guts, Bitches
1	1 Vote	Israel Foiled Hamas Plot to Kill a Mockingbird on Their Fancy Devices
1	1 Vote	The Dots Sequel Feels a Lot of Silly Fun Baby Red Panda vs. Butterfly
1	1 Vote	Game Reviewer Strikes Back at the Dick-Centric Veronica Mars Film Set
1	1 Vote	7 Impossible Coincidences That Changed Everything Forever
1	1 Vote	15 Best Tried-And-True Blushes for the Straight Guy Raises Fuel National Prosperity, So Go Get Yours
1	1 Vote	Suburbia's Meth-Addicted Moms Living in China: Dispatch 32: Right Goodbyes
1	1 Vote	"Suddenly Seymour" Is a Sickness. Pssh. Not at Hospitals Struggle

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Walk Me Through Your Morning Cup of Tea
—	1 Vote	Second House in Astrology: What to Cook This Week
—	1 Vote	Stubborn Dog Refuses to Help Feed Needy Kids in "Staggering" Covid Scheme
—	1 Vote	Dozens of Schools Across the United States
—	1 Vote	In Ukraine, Any Accident Could Turn a Crisis Into a Fully Playable VR Game
—	1 Vote	Eat Bread, Bread, and More Than