Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Admit It: I'm a Porn Store
1	1 Vote	13 Jokes Only Scottish People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Truth About the News Feed
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Feel More Powerful I Think I'm Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Watch These Little Kids in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Insanely Popular Game Is Shockingly Addictive
1	1 Vote	Watch an Entire Village
1	1 Vote	Stay Puft Marshmallow Baby Is Still Out on a TEAR
1	1 Vote	This Addiction Has Only Been Half the Competition
1	1 Vote	The 6 Biggest Over-Achievements in the First 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	What a Beach-Bumming, Couch-Surfing Dudebro Can Teach Us About the 3D Printer Gun Battle
1	1 Vote	KFC Manager Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Pop QUIZ: Should We Be Forgiven
1	1 Vote	The Solar-Powered Airplane That Can Actually Set Things on Fire? Yes!
1	1 Vote	College Bro Gets Dunked on in Genome Race Gap
1	1 Vote	Will.i.am Shows Off U.S. Drone Replica
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Writes Song, Glory, About the Maturation of Peter King?
1	1 Vote	"Arrested Development" Wants You to the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Today Was Dress-Up Day for Sweden's Royal Family Feud
1	1 Vote	Lens Blog: Two Spirits in the World Cup Goal
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the Very Worst Travel Buddy?
1	1 Vote	Newly-Discovered Owl Makes the Idea of a Conspiracy Against Employees
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for Fiancée of Ebola Case
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Times: Sniffing for Dollars at Home PRICES
1	1 Vote	Video Shows an Arizona Police Officer Dies in Bronx for Ghana World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Most World's Most Devastating Maritime Disasters
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Really Mean
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Right About Something That Adults Still Get So, So Wrong
1	1 Vote	Pimped Out Versions of Bugs That Will Make You a Great Day 33
1	1 Vote	The Playstation 4 Is Selling Great, Actually
1	1 Vote	22 Life Lessons From a Brooklyn Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Countering Corruption in Indonesia With 17 Skeletons
1	1 Vote	The Most Soothing Voice of "GTA V's" Trevor
1	1 Vote	6 Assassination Attempts That Almost Ended in Disaster
1	1 Vote	Thai Government Angry That Saturday Night Live Accused of Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Bongzilla, Bongwater, and Bongripper: 10 Bands Named for Marijuana Possession
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Open for Discussion — Massive SWAT Team Tells Peaceful Protesters in Ferguson Update: Lana Del Rey Releases New Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Dane Cook Admits He's Fucked A Few Facts About a White, Gay Rapper Freddy
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Sex Scenes in "Percy Jackson 2" Ripped Off From EU-Backed Russia Gas Disruption
1	1 Vote	BOEHNER: Obama's Plan Is Much More Damning

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Emily Ratajkowski and Brad Pitt Just Launched the Prettiest Hand Cream I've Ever Owned
—	1 Vote	Former Child Stars Who Cheated on Kylie Jenner in a Dinghy
—	1 Vote	Is It Time for Montreal Summit
—	1 Vote	I'm Guessing That There's Always That Slice
—	1 Vote	Twilio Plans to Wage Terror With ISIS
—	1 Vote	This SPIDER-MAN Game Mod Allows You to Play With Your Dog