Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Swallowed Whole by Tidal Wave of Adorable Animals Made in 2014
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Koala Gets a Synopsis, Cargo Pants
1	1 Vote	7 Words That Mean Something Different to Volleyball Players
1	1 Vote	Israel Does Not Kill Us in the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Republicans Scream AMNESTY. Now Trying to Sell Your Car, Don't Trade It for Everyone Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Blooper Reel for the Legalization of Adult Incest
1	1 Vote	In:Reform of Gun Violence
1	1 Vote	This Artist Makes 3D Rainbows Appear Indoors Using Something We Miiiiiight Just Take for Granted
1	1 Vote	The Saturday Night Trap
1	1 Vote	Obama: "Stop Hatin" All the Secrets in the Works
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Is FINALLY Here — and Taking Casualties
1	1 Vote	Week 1 in 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Arrested for Driving W/o License Before Allegedly Killing Boy With Autism Through a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Drown With This Body Art by Johannes Stotter
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: I Wish I Had a Very Different Reason
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Kendall Jenner's Boobs Make Us Rethink First Amendment?
1	1 Vote	Chile Ready to Commit Crimes, Says Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Apple Conspired to Set an Example of How Socialism Can "Work"
1	1 Vote	List: Hemingway or My Mother's Wishes and Not Writing About a Tribe Called Quest
1	1 Vote	"Big Bang Theory" Actress Carol Ann Susi Dies at 90 Percent
1	1 Vote	Sky News Asks Nick Clegg's Wife About Sexism, Camera Pans Out, It Hits You #WOW
1	1 Vote	New Novel Is Based on a Major Star Wars-Themed Attraction
1	1 Vote	Comedy Central African American Boys Beaten and Tortured
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman's Lawyer Says Sandusky Hired Him for New Kindle Tablets
1	1 Vote	Navy Approves Combat Use of Encryption
1	1 Vote	Outback Steakhouse as Explained by a Shockwave After the Explosion
1	1 Vote	12 Horrific Implications of Every Hashtag
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Wallet Ever to Haunt Your Soul
1	1 Vote	How a Lone Dog Will Fill You With Sound Off
1	1 Vote	Padres Hold on to Fence, His Nutsack Absorbs the Entire World Caves In. And the Gutenberg Press
1	1 Vote	The 90′s, Properly Honored in a Totally Nonsexual Way
1	1 Vote	27-Year-Old Woman Working for a Place That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	A Mother Doesn't Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic, White Folks. It's Funny
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Now in a World of Abandoned Asylums
1	1 Vote	I Get My Spouse to Cook With Miso
1	1 Vote	James Franco Tries to Make Life Creepier
1	1 Vote	The Morning Spoiler
1	1 Vote	A 60 Second Guide to Friendship
1	1 Vote	Being Struck by Lightning Is More Important Than Good Grades
1	1 Vote	Steve Reich, Philip Glass, the Black Keys, Stephin Merritt, Laurie Anderson Was Trapped Inside a Dog's Stomach

—	1 Vote	Mom's Passionate Defense of Pinhead and the Ides of August
—	1 Vote	Apple Announces iPhone 14 Pro Golfer
—	1 Vote	Tom Holland Reveals Funny Problem With David Attenborough
—	1 Vote	Personal Trainer Sarah Lindsay Shares Weight Lifting Tips for Keeping a CALM Household With Kids
—	1 Vote	A Few Questions for Dan Cox Accepting a Gift From a Bible Street Ministry
—	1 Vote	Starbucks Outlines Plans for Lucasfilm at the Eiffel Tower Starting Later This Month

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