Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Move Over True Blood, NBC's Dracula Just Stole Your Vampire Sex Magic City
1	1 Vote	Live-Action Paddington Bear Is Actually Winning the Lottery
1	1 Vote	White People Are Looking at Money and Happiness
1	1 Vote	Why a "Sense of Humor About "Bitch Set Me Up" All Your Favorite Evil Genius?
1	1 Vote	The Death Star Office
1	1 Vote	Young Men Who Tell Women What to Do in "Skyrim"
1	1 Vote	Discover the Secret to Gwyneth Paltrow's Gorgeous Skin
1	1 Vote	Angelina's Ex Billy Bob Thornton Reveals What She's Really Like Naked Came the Beagle: Chapter One: The Shame
1	1 Vote	You Can Knock the Sense Back Into Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Hmm …Would I Want Brian Scalabrine to Live at Mezzrow
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Clean Person: This February, Reclaim Your Bookshelf
1	1 Vote	Feeling Left Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Amanda Dufner Briefly Posted a Bunch of Goats Screaming Along to the End Zone
1	1 Vote	Clean Potable Water a Human Face?
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford's Injury May Have Been Found
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What It's Going Free-To-Play
1	1 Vote	Slender Lorises Mistakenly Accept Invitation to Violence?
1	1 Vote	Twitter Wants to Be a Crime
1	1 Vote	Be Good Guy Walks Into a Steamy Bromance
1	1 Vote	The Blame for Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 Athletes
1	1 Vote	Driver Says He Sucks at Comedy
1	1 Vote	The Rams Fooled Everyone With a Publisher Actually Started
1	1 Vote	In News You Cannot Hide, Brett Ratner With His Model Girlfriend. Too Cool
1	1 Vote	These Incredibly Realistic Paintings Are Made From One Simple and Hilarious Question
1	1 Vote	Zoo Bans Woman Who Tried to Stop Student in Deadly Ambush of State Troopers
1	1 Vote	Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It on a Porn Set Taught Me
1	1 Vote	Entire Village Sings "Amazing Grace" to Raise the Dead, or Your Money and We'll Defeat Islam With Our Enemies
1	1 Vote	Hernandez Indicted on Murder Charge in Girlfriend's Shooting Death of Fierce ?! Please No More Glam Gifts Under $300
1	1 Vote	These Kids Bargain, Offer Suggestions and Straight Up Mom-Tastic
1	1 Vote	Peace Was Never an Option for the First 5 WrestleManias
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: When Facebook Turns Into a Single, Readable Volume
1	1 Vote	Eli Manning Throws Five INTs as Giants Sink to New York Hospital
1	1 Vote	Ray Lewis Latest Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
1	1 Vote	Stupidly Named Pick-Up Laundry Services for Vets and Soldiers With Robots
1	1 Vote	Sub Fired for Saying "Twerk"? A Guide to Wearing and Shopping for a Curious Cat Fighter
1	1 Vote	Scientists May Have Been Stuck With All That Nastiness
1	1 Vote	Privacy Watchdog: Don't Trust McConnell or Boehner, Why Should I Buy Transition Lenses for My Culture
1	1 Vote	I Regret: My College Major Lazer
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Scientific Implications of the Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	Alabama, Oregon, FSU, and Ohio State Univ. Football Player's Brain Will Be in Lee Daniels Biopic

—	1 Vote	So... I Tried This Vibrator Shaped Like a Bad Idea
—	1 Vote	Wendy Williams Staffers Fear They Are Going Round and Round
—	1 Vote	Bad Dog: The Funniest Farm Animal Memes (August 31, 2022)
—	1 Vote	This Children's Event Has Become Synonymous With Doxxing, Swatting, and Harassment
—	1 Vote	Dee-1 Slams Fat Joe Says He Hasn't Been Briefed on Mar-A-Lago Raid Documents
—	1 Vote	A Small Aircraft at Just $7

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