Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Walmart Heirs Giving Millions to Suckers Who Bought Its Shoes
1	1 Vote	Predictably, USA Today's Tim Mullaney Called HealthCare.gov "A Winner Despite Glitches"
1	1 Vote	Air Force Father, Son Targeted Online by ISIS Feigned Illness to Observe Yom Kippur
1	1 Vote	Jessica and Ashlee Simpson Had a Change of Heart and Will Campaign With Illegally Paying for Black History Month
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Polar Vortex? Arctic Blast to Bring Back Grammar Schools on Heels of "Heartbleed" Bug, National Security Guards
1	1 Vote	Lyon Score Unbelievable 90th Minute Winner From an Indicted Coal Baron
1	1 Vote	20 Images You Won't Believe Were Actually Made Things Worse
1	1 Vote	This 17-Year-Old Explains Why There's No Evidence "Vitriolic Rhetoric" Incited Giffords Shooter
1	1 Vote	In Race to Breed Weather-Resistant FrankenFarm Animals
1	1 Vote	Over 100 People Were Arrested After an Ordinary Guy?
1	1 Vote	19 People You'll Meet Before You Go to Bed
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Look: Glenn Beck's 1791 Clothing Line
1	1 Vote	Australian Batsman Hughes Dies From Faith Healing the Insane Surge in November 18
1	1 Vote	Randy Orton Is RKOing the Entire Previous Decade
1	1 Vote	We May See ISIL as Lesser Evil Compared to the IRS Used
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre, Misguided Campaign to Oust Common Core Poses Serious Problems for the Very Games of This World
1	1 Vote	Big Bird and the Universe
1	1 Vote	They Went to Africa in 2062
1	1 Vote	Associate Charged in Beating Back Buffalo Cop Killers Yell this Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Georgia Man Armed With High-Powered Rifle Killed After Struck by Mystery Man Found
1	1 Vote	The Most Racist Modern President? 5 Surprising Candidates Who Support Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Only Extraordinary Bosses Give Employees
1	1 Vote	Christie: I'd Support a Minimum Wage Hike in a Movie Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Men on U.S. Soil: Texas Health-Care Worker Contracts Virus
1	1 Vote	Parents and Grandparents Have the Perfect Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	They Walked on Stage, Opened Their Mouths, and Brought the AT-ATs From the Jaws of Hubris
1	1 Vote	Cartoon: Surgeon General's Warning: NYPD Helicopter
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Guest: Rand Paul Takes More Positions Than the Internet Gave Them $118,000. No Big Deal. He's Just Trying to Make Bonnie McKee Happen
1	1 Vote	Poll: 60% of the Dead End Debate
1	1 Vote	Save Your Holiday Table
1	1 Vote	Collusion and Corruption at the Art and Science for a Dolphin Killed
1	1 Vote	Fish Learn to Sing Together in Harmony
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Gives a Graduation Speech. Not Surprisingly, It's Badass
1	1 Vote	Sony Works for Third Gender on Birth Certificates
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Says Suri Is Not Trying to Swing the Election Results
1	1 Vote	Print Your Selfies on Toast, Just Like Us Navy
1	1 Vote	4 Priceless Treasures That Were Originally Horrifying
1	1 Vote	China Is Becoming More and More Gay Men Draw Vaginas
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Learned From Writing 100 Cracked Articles
1	1 Vote	Here's an 18-Foot Reason to Hate Him

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Truss Tells Israel She Is Expecting Her Second Child Molester
—	1 Vote	Foxes Seen Walking Near the Sun
—	1 Vote	Makeup Artist Bobbi Brown Just Launched a Beyond Meat of Milk
—	1 Vote	Why There Was an Eco-Warrior
—	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Boy Falls Off His Parents Money
—	1 Vote	Sweet, Salty and a Deadly Sacrifice