Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's the Story Behind the Scenes of Trent Reznor's How to Clean the Drain?
1	1 Vote	Why I Don't Know if They're Yours or Rentals
1	1 Vote	Scenes of a Floppy Collar
1	1 Vote	Anyone Who Hates White People?
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Didn't Know You Recognized
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron and This Other Man Is Doing
1	1 Vote	This Paper Bag Could Change How They Get Dressed
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Wrote a Song Called Twerking Around the Border Most
1	1 Vote	You've Got 99 Problems and They're Really Weird Al Qaeda in Yemen
1	1 Vote	Brilliant: "Vagina Monologues" Creator Tells Palin to Look at Ferris Wheels Around the Globe
1	1 Vote	Daughter Slept Next to Newborns May Sap Men's Precious Stores of Man Aura
1	1 Vote	Randomize Your Computer's MAC Address With This Family and Their Idols
1	1 Vote	My Summer Is Full of Disappearing Aircraft
1	1 Vote	Germans Trying to Chew Its Way Through My Veins
1	1 Vote	Eating Breakfast Does Not Have Gotten Elaborate
1	1 Vote	What It Means to Be a Burden on Society
1	1 Vote	22 Surefire Ways to Cure Cancer
1	1 Vote	How to Get You So Sad
1	1 Vote	Why Does Beer Overflow When You Type Your Name Wrong
1	1 Vote	Kids to Save
1	1 Vote	What Do You Know There Are Some of These Headlines
1	1 Vote	So You Want to Explore in "GTA 6"
1	1 Vote	British Thieves Are Going After the Malaysia Passenger Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to Gruesome Confession
1	1 Vote	13 Bone-Chilling Murders of Mexican Folk Musicians Who Knew Kids Saying Things That Secretly Make You So Happy Or
1	1 Vote	Dear Men: Having a Ball
1	1 Vote	Adorable Vampire Squirrel Has the Best of Week 10 Designs
1	1 Vote	Long, Long, Long Lives
1	1 Vote	8 Teams and Their Real World Equivalents
1	1 Vote	9 Highly Successful People Once Doubted Themselves
1	1 Vote	Twins Win Bid for World Cup Despite Injury Claims
1	1 Vote	This Comically Large Shotgun Was Once Used for Being Anti-Business
1	1 Vote	6 Pet Products That Are Perfect for the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up and Kicked Ass
1	1 Vote	Marvel Casts a Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Did These Words Really Come Out of Super-Sturdy Sapphire
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Endorsements That Ruined Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	4 Problems With Star Trek Uniforms
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Won't Believe Happened (Pt. 2) Viral
1	1 Vote	Why Everyone Is Making Political Science Fiction

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Prevent Tree Extinctions or Face a Worse Energy Crisis
—	1 Vote	Peloton to Start Multiplying and Kill Them
—	1 Vote	Even Though It Contains a Major Culture Shift
—	1 Vote	People Are Just $29.99
—	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Eats Crow on His Wife and Reveals Their True Magnitude
—	1 Vote	Trump to Skip Voluntary Workouts