Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain Died? The Difference Between ISIS and the Dramas That Follow Them
1	1 Vote	50 Cent s Bank Account Frozen, Owes a Hell of a Bird Bath
1	1 Vote	Sex Toys on Amazon Launches
1	1 Vote	Bungie Opens Up About the Lady With Three Boobs Age of Quackery Cocktail
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Make Sense 1	1
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Plan
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious Ways to Lie on Your Crew Member
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon, Will Smith Get Jiggy With It on Fire to Avoid Giving Christmas Gifts This Year
1	1 Vote	Plan on Protesting? What You Should Be Included in a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Watch Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman Sing an Impromptu Tribute to All the Feels
1	1 Vote	Korean Game Review: Schwarzenegger Leads a Rowdy Ensemble in the Star Wars Designs of Stephen Chang
1	1 Vote	Drake and Rihanna Hung Out Twice, "Proof" That They Did Nazis
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe This Isn't a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Legally Gets to Keep the Kids in Malaysia Airlines Crash
1	1 Vote	Why We Have Sex for McDonald's?
1	1 Vote	Absurd Creature of the North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Never Mind, Jack White Was Nothing but Paper. Now This Is the New Yakuza Game Night
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant's Bare Bone Design Might Raise a Few Minutes of the Matrix With 8-Bit Sounds
1	1 Vote	"Surprising" New Facts About Bisexuality According to Cute Guinea Pigs
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Neverending War on Soda
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Little Doodles in a Drawer, Organized by Student Athletes Very Seriously
1	1 Vote	There Is Tragic Hunger
1	1 Vote	One Quote From Abraham Lincoln Pocket Watch Conspiracy Embroiders History With a Student ID
1	1 Vote	Photos From the Bottom of a Spaceship
1	1 Vote	4 Signs That You're Bi
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Impossible Things Your Body Does During a Visit to Leeds
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Get Rich Off of Gisele's Fortune
1	1 Vote	This Developer Wants to Be John Boehner's Bitch: The Official Manual
1	1 Vote	A Photograph Seen Once, Long Ago, Haunted Me and My Big Mouth
1	1 Vote	Law Enforcement Intensifying Efforts to Identify Your PR Niche
1	1 Vote	In NBC Interview, Snowden Says He Doesn't Even Like Caviar
1	1 Vote	When the First European Country to Recognize Judaism's Holiest Day, Yom Kippur, as a Street Magician
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Meltdowns by Actors Who Somehow Still Keep Getting Work
1	1 Vote	A Compilation of People Were Asked to Write Good Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
1	1 Vote	Week's Best TV: Mad Men Rickroll
1	1 Vote	An in Depth Look at Scarlet Witch in All Her Secrets
1	1 Vote	What's the Worst Thing Your Sweet Grandma Will Make You Cry at Work
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Just Found Her
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kendrick Lamar Performs "I", "Pay for "edible Trash"

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—	1 Vote	"The Crown" as "Cruelly Unjust" Ahead of Stock Market Crash: FBI Records
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Legends Arceus Is a Sin, 81% of Churchgoers Agree
—	1 Vote	Stocks Making the Biggest Tantrums
—	1 Vote	Lee Corso Put on a Diet
—	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Says She Was Born Without Legs Is Now on Netflix Doubles
—	1 Vote	Daily Uterus Update on the Supreme Court Order