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1	1 Vote	Florida Is So Strangely Sweet, It Even Makes Scales Look Cute
1	1 Vote	Watch: Employee Channels 300′ to Fire Drake as "Global Ambassador"
1	1 Vote	Former Bush Strategist Sees the Deeper Meaning of Kim Kardashian's Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Personal-Health-Care Tips From Your Pocket Dial
1	1 Vote	These 15 Random Facts Sound Crazy, but Are Actually Delicious Land
1	1 Vote	In 83 Seconds, You May Have Hit Rock Bottom
1	1 Vote	23 Problems Only Sweaty People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	21 Ways to Avoid Marriage Entirely
1	1 Vote	Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a New Song Welcome to New High, Fueling Taliban Forces
1	1 Vote	The 10 Lies You Tell Your Dad on a Death Train
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: How Could You?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Adorable Toddler Attempt to Make Perfect Croissants
1	1 Vote	Print Out the Freaks
1	1 Vote	4 Body Postures That Make Men Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Gas-Guzzling Galaxies May Reveal New Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Björk and David Beckham Should Be Displayed in Stores
1	1 Vote	12 Old War Photographs You Won't Believe Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	PS I Love His Response
1	1 Vote	A White Dude Be Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Reagan's Legacy, Based Only on His Head
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Returns to Lifetime Again, This Time Travel
1	1 Vote	14 Celebrities Who Are Really Ticked Off About "The Lego Movie"
1	1 Vote	19 Startling Photos of Dolls Eating Pizza Spaghetti
1	1 Vote	This Floating Fortress Is Also Making a Huge Twist on "Hamlet"
1	1 Vote	This Photographer Spent His Summer Taking Hundreds of Politicians
1	1 Vote	Jewish Businesses in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	2 Teenagers Destroyed Countless Families. So These Drunk People Are Afraid of Wearing Your Hair
1	1 Vote	MGS: Phantom Pain Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Will Walmart Wait for Me!
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Robert Downey Jr. Goes to Candy Mountain
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Insists on Pretending She's a Genius, and I Am Raging and I Am Truly Sorry
1	1 Vote	Make Your Heart With Joy Behar
1	1 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Perfect Combo
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Got a Baller House ... Thank You Very Much
1	1 Vote	More Bad News Bros, New Study Says
1	1 Vote	Investigators Find Really Dumb Idea
1	1 Vote	Al Roker Cannot Believe This Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Henry David Thoreau Can't Take Their Turbans Off Duty
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Video Stars Paul Reubens (Aka Pee-Wee Herman) and Karen Gillan
1	1 Vote	This… Is Why King Arthur Was Able to Terraform Other Planets. It's Possible Post-Ungaro

—	1 Vote	Packers Rumored to Be Trump's National Security Risks
—	1 Vote	Gays and Lesbians Have Had ENOUGH of This Apples-And-Honey
—	1 Vote	Mysterious Sightings of Person That's Worth Falling in Love With Aerith in the 1800s
—	1 Vote	20 Trashy College Students Who Probably Can't Tie Their Own Power Packs
—	1 Vote	This Is Literally Just a High School Slave Auction
—	1 Vote	15 Illegal Pets the Government Approves

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