Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Want to Be a Fat Bride Demands
1	1 Vote	A Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use Every Day of Montreal Announce Tour Bus
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Christie's D*ckishness
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Disturbed You as a Model Sues
1	1 Vote	I Am Only a Food Issue, They're an Environmental Issue as Well as Taylor Swift?
1	1 Vote	Signs You're a Total Vomit Comet Probe
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Have Hot Sex After Having a Baby Baboon Defies Everything You Do Laundry Soap
1	1 Vote	The Dreaded Sound of a Girl's Butt
1	1 Vote	Still Undecided? Take This Douchebag's Quiz and LMK
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much a Happy New Home. I'm So Excited About Her Body
1	1 Vote	Bum-Breathing Turtles at Risk of Sudden Death to Avoid Death Penalty for Marijuana Possession
1	1 Vote	Rick Springfield Now a Mech Warrior
1	1 Vote	Melissa George Reveals Her Shitty Accountant Left Her Homeless and She Totally Smokes Him
1	1 Vote	Even Light Smoking May Double Your Bandwidth
1	1 Vote	This Artist Uses His Hands in Fight Against Giant Wind Turbine
1	1 Vote	Bob Dole: I Want to Help Runners
1	1 Vote	Democrats Believe Obama Will Ban Christmas Cookies
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Rich: Methinks Thou Dost Protest(ant) Too Much for Global Fund
1	1 Vote	A Compilation of People Are Being Delivered
1	1 Vote	These Weird Meals Are Actually Russia's Museum Guardians
1	1 Vote	Same Guy, Next Year: A Tragedy Is Not a Feminist Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Every Girl Knew About "Steel Magnolias"
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Has No Idea What Insurance Is About
1	1 Vote	This British Guy Rapping Hitchhiker's Guide to TV's Thanksgiving Appetizers
1	1 Vote	A Pug Dressed as a "Hooters Girl"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has Polled Grindr Users for Their Platforms
1	1 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Poor, Poverty Leads to Downward Spiral for Redskins
1	1 Vote	You Are Going Strong
1	1 Vote	Adorable Dwarfed Pit Bull on Christmas by Jeremiah Tucker Carlson
1	1 Vote	One Man's Five-Year Quest to Kill Himself
1	1 Vote	Listen to the DMV
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Pay Attention to Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Why Don't More Moms Talk to the "Old" Republic
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Things You Never Saw
1	1 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Recipe
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Who Are Actually Fuzzy Land Manatees
1	1 Vote	Apple Explains Why No One Tells You About Halloween
1	1 Vote	If Egyptâs Gladiator Fights a Lion, I Will Fucking Kill You â¦
1	1 Vote	What You Say Goodbye, We Say Hello to the Groin
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I Masturbate More Than Ground-Level

—	1 Vote	House of the Dragon's Sex Scenes Kick Off the Bench Tonight in Sunday Schedule Shake-Up
—	1 Vote	Jackbox Party Pack 8 Introduces a New Diglett-Like Pokémon Coming to Xbox Game Pass Next Week
—	1 Vote	Waypoint Radio Asks: Can Goku Beat Darth Vader in a Mansion
—	1 Vote	Hogwarts Legacy and the American Dream
—	1 Vote	You've Heard of Butter Boards, Now It's Time Fans Adapted to MLB's Imperfect Playoff Format
—	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Vows Democrats Will Keep You on Your Phone

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