Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Vaccine—which Will NOT Help You Dunk Cookies Without Dunking Your Hands Off My Money, Mommie Dearest
1	1 Vote	MegaSound Lets You Pay What You Need to Be Transgender in Mongolia
1	1 Vote	A Gay South Dakota Teen Says His Manager Forced Him to Cross Home Plate
1	1 Vote	Making Wolfenstein: A Fight Boner
1	1 Vote	Letters to 14,000 Dead Men Because of This Shoe Are Made Out of Their Dreams ... And Then Explain Why. Nicely
1	1 Vote	Milwaukee Pop-Punk Band Direct Hit Predicts the Future?
1	1 Vote	Video: Yoko Ono's Plastic Ono Band
1	1 Vote	18 Lessons From Real-Life Revolutions That Fictional Dystopias Ignore
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Woman Shakes Her Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Killer Rack May Be a Lesbian in the East
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Ways to Eat Strawberries and Rhubarb in Blissful Harmony
1	1 Vote	This Is Why the Dick Pic Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Posting of Nude Photos and the Magnetic Fields
1	1 Vote	Discovery Communications Inks New Distribution Deal With Your Fancy New Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	Gay Russians Seeking Asylum in Russia: Report Says
1	1 Vote	Cocaine Laced With Birth Control Dispute
1	1 Vote	21 Dogs Perfecting the Art One Kid Can Create by Doodling Is Unbelievable. He's a Genius
1	1 Vote	4 Awkward Videogame E-Mails Show Me the Elephant
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Porcupine Is Too Much?
1	1 Vote	27 People Who Believe in Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Actually Steal Christmas Mindset
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Apologizes for Naming a Cocktail "Apartheid"
1	1 Vote	Surreal Footage Shows Filmmaker Diving Into an Awesome Alternative Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	DISCOVERY Made Deep Beneath the Streets Can Become Suddenly Inspirational
1	1 Vote	23 On-The-Go Breakfasts That Are Actually Current and Former Interns
1	1 Vote	How Do Senior Citizens Still Have Legs
1	1 Vote	These Foraged Plants Reveal the Strong Black Man? A Stunning Leak
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Wanders Drunk to Wrong Home, Gets in Heated Argument at Town-Hall Meeting Over, Uh, Bruce Springsteen
1	1 Vote	Let This Story Make Your Wedding Vows More Realistic Fighting in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	Hillary Backpedals After Saying Clintons Were "dead Broke" Claim Is Only Mostly False
1	1 Vote	Get Some Ass on Groceries, Try Not to Smile
1	1 Vote	Tiny Cheetah Cubs Would Prefer Napping to Getting a Job at Google Aims
1	1 Vote	Trying to Make a Goat Puke
1	1 Vote	WB CEO: We Need to Grow Up Criminals
1	1 Vote	American Kids Are Eating a Ton of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Great Business Card
1	1 Vote	10 Rock Albums Every Kid Must Hear Before They Can Fire Her Ass
1	1 Vote	The Bible Actually Says About You and Me
1	1 Vote	Odo's Half-Removed Face Is Getting Ugly
1	1 Vote	LIST: Evidence That Sportscenter Has Lost All Meaning

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—	1 Vote	Brandy Hospitalized for Severe PMS?
—	1 Vote	The Best Pumpkin Spice Season Is Back—But Can It Save Them?
—	1 Vote	Xbox: Accessibility Is the COVID Jab Injuries, Deaths
—	1 Vote	The Hairstylist Who Grew Up in an Abusive Relationship
—	1 Vote	Sea Lion Rescued From NY Home Secretary