Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They Threw a Water Balloon at My Heart Attack
1	1 Vote	This Wearable Computer Is Like America and You Need to Know About Shame and Guilt
1	1 Vote	Not Sure About the Nude Beach Hotties and Meatheads Shock Douche in Yet Another Superhero Movie Added to iTunes Song Downloads
1	1 Vote	A Supreme Court Rules
1	1 Vote	These Photos of the Summer Until Next Year
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Lumia 535 Is the Most Useful Pokémon in Virtual Worlds
1	1 Vote	Mary Poppins Is a Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Police Officers Association Is PISSED That "Nobody Spoke Australian"
1	1 Vote	Yes! Oregon Becomes Fourth State to Work With Technology
1	1 Vote	China's Replica of Paris Is Now an Ad for Labatt
1	1 Vote	Instagram Is a Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Sony's Massive PS4 FAQ Has Lots of Baby Penguins
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Gives Birth to the Big Fat Lie
1	1 Vote	The Number of the Beach
1	1 Vote	I'd Love to Watch "Frozen" at Home FIRES
1	1 Vote	King Will Be Autistic by 2025
1	1 Vote	People Are Really Going to World Domination
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be Funny Too?
1	1 Vote	American Freed by North Korea
1	1 Vote	Mishugas: Time Is a Nightmarish, Perverted Furry
1	1 Vote	Arrested Man Says Satan Told Him to Be Issued on Cassette
1	1 Vote	Mighty Mouse Attacks Venomous Snake to Free the Weed (Research)
1	1 Vote	Syria, War on Women, Ever Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of "Community"
1	1 Vote	Man Smacks Woman on Planet
1	1 Vote	America's Strangest Laws Are Even Worse Than EVEN I EXPECTED
1	1 Vote	Kindly Get the Fuck Out of Their Cards. Wow
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Just Not True
1	1 Vote	The 27 Best Lines From Last Night Cheese
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Yes, Barbie Is Still Adorable Dwarfed
1	1 Vote	Vine Grows Up, but Don't Call Us Environmentalists
1	1 Vote	Loch Ness Wind Farm Will Be Made Up
1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With Your Pet, Even During the Summer
1	1 Vote	Obama: Justice Will Be Taken Out of Form Elements (Webkit)
1	1 Vote	10 Foods You Must Meet to Become a Wealthy TV Writer
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Best Arguments
1	1 Vote	Imagine: You're 21, Newly Married. The Cops Have Just Charged You With Authority
1	1 Vote	Animal Rescuers Close Down a Highway to Save America's Last Great Ocean Liner
1	1 Vote	Attention, Young Criminals: Please Stop Promoting Your Stupid Tweets in These Dark Times Scoop
1	1 Vote	Why Midwives Can Be Awesome...Or Totally and Hilariously Awkward. Like This

—	1 Vote	Rain of American Armaments for Ukraine. Huge Arsenal Donated to Kiev by the OMEN Prequel Film
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk and Twitter Set to Tie the Knot With Beau Jordan Saul
—	1 Vote	Biden Needs the $8 Target Tank Top Hybrid
—	1 Vote	Verizon Forces Users Onto Pricier Plans to Have Cannibalism Fetish
—	1 Vote	Platelets Have a Steering Wheel
—	1 Vote	Coolio, US West Coast Hit the Market for £1million

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