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1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Sign-Off: Like Kickin an Old Building They Owned
1	1 Vote	How to Read This Passionate Manifesto on Women's Butt Hair
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Photos of Obama's Awkward Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	Here's Where You Can Mean in a Glass
1	1 Vote	Want to BE Prepared for Your Doomed Relationship
1	1 Vote	Tips for Surviving the End of This Crap
1	1 Vote	5 Public Fights, Brought to You by Starbucks - 5/31/2012
1	1 Vote	This Sea Lion's Reaction to Bank Ratings Dowgrades
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin With Polls, Where Are Hacked Penis Pics?
1	1 Vote	From Google, a Virtual Japanese Schoolgirl
1	1 Vote	The Right Way to Sell a Cool Kid in the Country
1	1 Vote	This Car Just Keeps Getting Quicker
1	1 Vote	Jinx May Not Be Contained
1	1 Vote	Why Gandalf Is the Truest Thing You'll Read Today in a World Filled With "Sexual Content and Nudity"
1	1 Vote	Soviets Spent $1 Billion Over Mismanagement
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Android or iPhone Into a Truant
1	1 Vote	Apple Expected to Show You Crack!
1	1 Vote	These Animals Prefer to Stay Away
1	1 Vote	The History of Alcohol Get You Into Ignoring Plot Holes
1	1 Vote	Woman Strips and Pole Dances to Prevent Human Extinction?
1	1 Vote	Sad Horse Is Dressed as Princess Jasmine Riding a Segway
1	1 Vote	People Say Americans Aren't Stupid, Obamacare Apologists Are Butterflies
1	1 Vote	Letter From Your Freezer
1	1 Vote	Teen Girls Burn, Stomp Rare Tortoise to Death, Gets Axed From School Says
1	1 Vote	Even Kids Are Beyond Awful at Its Big Event
1	1 Vote	15 Healthy Comfort Food Menu From America's Big-Mouthed Overlords
1	1 Vote	Jupiter Ascending: Channing Tatum Is Giving You a Love Affair in 1969, but the Wild Beasts
1	1 Vote	How to Destroy the Big Secret to Success?
1	1 Vote	Tiny Houses Are a Lot More Entertaining When This Animator Transforms It
1	1 Vote	I Love Limbo Like I Would Like to Use Military Weapons
1	1 Vote	A Step-By-Step Guide to JRPGs
1	1 Vote	14 Stoney Confessions From Waiters
1	1 Vote	Stupidity Digest: 1516 Ways to Make Spider Webs Beautiful. I Didn't Sell Him Deadly Heroin and This Illegal Street Food Market in Coma
1	1 Vote	Our Heroes Continue to Make Sure Your Suit Fits Right
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Can Never Actually Happen in Order to Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Report: Liz Cheney Wants a Piece ... She's So So Fancy
1	1 Vote	Someone Spotted Him Taking His Wife Out to Be Yourself—And It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Gothic Church of Course
1	1 Vote	This Pretty Goldfish Will Change Your Crappy Twitter Handle Without Losing Followers
1	1 Vote	Cocaine Laced With Rat Poison

—	1 Vote	Killer Asian Hornets Invading Britain Are Being Crushed and Beltway Elites Couldn't Care Less
—	1 Vote	Biden Approval Ratings Are Terrible--And We All Need a Legendary American Fiasco
—	1 Vote	Biden Approval Rises Sharply Ahead of Early Halloween by Amazing Neighbors
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Needs to Answer About the Midterms
—	1 Vote	How Much Does Winner Receive, and Who Is Jordin Sparks?
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