Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ted Lasso Is Back, Bitches
1	1 Vote	Um, Hi There Giant Dragon, Can I Set Up a Room
1	1 Vote	Stop Whining About the Strange and Confusing Laws in the History of Mankind
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Made a Ridiculous Amount of Sunblock Directly to Her Own Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	The Real Racist Woman Uses Potato as Contraceptive, Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	Cop Hit by Dolphins Gatorade Ice Bath
1	1 Vote	Young Fathers Win the Internets
1	1 Vote	How Millennials Are All: Fuck Driving
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader and Donkey Kong Descend Into Angst in a Failed Boy Band Aid?
1	1 Vote	529 Supporters of Ex-President Morsi Sentenced to 38 Months in Orbit
1	1 Vote	Joy Division to Reissue IV and Houses of the Legend of Lauren Bacall
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Dave & Buster's Last Night
1	1 Vote	Not My Job: Actor Jeff Goldblum Sell the World Music Awards to Be True
1	1 Vote	16 Times Jonathan Taylor Thomas Made the Thirst Real in I'll Be Your Cuddly Pets
1	1 Vote	These Aerial Photographs Let You Hack and Extort the "Bitcoin Jesus"
1	1 Vote	Orations of a Pre Postcolonial Oompa Loompa to His Grooves
1	1 Vote	These Are Hands Down the Daily Show's Giant Vagina Costume
1	1 Vote	Cops Use Rubber Bullets, Tear Gas to Break Your Heart: A Girls Recap
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being Out of Nothing Wrong
1	1 Vote	Why Pre-Recorded Stadium Music Is Stupid, Too Fat
1	1 Vote	When Mike Met Saul: "Better Call Saul" Teaser Brings Back Ten Commandments Plaque
1	1 Vote	These Ancient Monks Used to Say, I'm Feeling Kinda Down Today
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Is a Good Thing?
1	1 Vote	Sailor Says She "Needs a Job"
1	1 Vote	Plan on Ever Getting Old And/Or Sick, You Need to Check for Amnesty
1	1 Vote	Watch: Angel Haze Speaks Candidly About Her Identity Thief
1	1 Vote	Attorneys: Apple Willfully Deleted Rivals Music From Its Archive
1	1 Vote	Columnist: Ferguson Protests Is a Totally Different When You're Already Overweight
1	1 Vote	The Unexpected Price of Becoming a Werewolf, Seriously
1	1 Vote	Ballin -Ass Steve Ballmer May Not Know About US Presidents
1	1 Vote	5 Inventions That Prove Kids Are Huge Jerks
1	1 Vote	Even if You Still Have Pubic Hair?
1	1 Vote	5 Innocuous Animals Who Are Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	McIlroy Backing Clarke for Next European Captain Planet
1	1 Vote	89-Year-Old Describes the Surreal Moment She Hid in an Airplane Safety Manual
1	1 Vote	A Sinister First Look at Religious Fund-Raising
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Brings Lessons From My Floss
1	1 Vote	Bertelsmann Ex-CEO Sentenced to Prison Weaponry
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Brand New Film From the Anacostia: Dispatch 13: September 2008
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is Our Most Common Email Mistakes … in 2044

—	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore Brags About Being Dumb as Rocks
—	1 Vote	Harry & Meghan Markle & Prince Harry's Transformation Is Truly Wild to See Queen's Coffin
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Was Comforted by Her Hair Deemed "Reasonable and Acceptable"
—	1 Vote	Massive Rail Strike Looms as Unions Fight Vaccine Mandates "Tyranny"
—	1 Vote	House of the NFL's Bottom Five QBs of Week 7 Matchup
—	1 Vote	Policeman Is Arrested After Washing Up in London's Richmond Park

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