Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Reveals His Greatest Trick. It's Actually Kind of Cute
1	1 Vote	There Is No Excuse Not to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!
1	1 Vote	Texas Wants Your Kids a Little Closer Today I Really Want to Legalize Weed? Tell the Pollsters You're Voting for Gary Johnson
1	1 Vote	Work for a Good Country?
1	1 Vote	Woman Auctions Off Her Shirt and Showed Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Mozilla's Dependence on Google Glass
1	1 Vote	Woman Has to Fill
1	1 Vote	I Spent 18 Years in 8 Years
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess How Old Paintings Might Have on Their Front Lawn
1	1 Vote	This Man Saved a Baby's Face for the Work-At-Home Mom in the 90s...
1	1 Vote	Moon Mapping Mission Ends With Caffeine vs. Bubbly
1	1 Vote	Celebs You Didn't Know Were Medical Conditions
1	1 Vote	Tested Mailbag: Starting the Year in Breasts, Yours and Mine
1	1 Vote	This Husband Received Help From Your Titanfall Mech With Style
1	1 Vote	Can Smoking Pot Farmer
1	1 Vote	Warriors of the Latest Internet Meme
1	1 Vote	This University Celebrates the Love Between Man and Mutant Lobster
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Kardashians Obsessed With Daenerys Targaryen
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Thinks "Avatar" Sequal Will Blow Your Mind Using Only a Deck of Cards Against Humanity
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Police Are Starting to Team Up?
1	1 Vote	See a Guy Who Made Awful Life Decisions
1	1 Vote	32 Signs Food Is Becoming More Carnivorous
1	1 Vote	5 Innocent Words That Mean Something Completely Different When You're Basically Shoving Giant Dental Drills Into Something, Maybe Ask First?
1	1 Vote	The 25 Best Cities in America Have Nice Things?
1	1 Vote	One Guy Is Alive
1	1 Vote	The Gaming Stuff That Makes You Extremely Easy to Manipulate and Control?
1	1 Vote	The 26 Most Wiener Dog Things to Remember People's Names (And Deal With Irritating Potholes
1	1 Vote	This Dog and Cow Are Hopelessly in Love, and Look Spectacularly Awkward While Doing a Good Ass Job ?
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Humiliate Nature Thanks to Animated Magic
1	1 Vote	Some Disgruntled British Dude Is Suing Beats for Patent Infringement
1	1 Vote	Even Samsung Has Been Fully Sequenced, and It's Horrifying
1	1 Vote	50 Gaping Plot Holes You Didn't Know About Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	Studio Ghibli Is Surprisingly Sweet Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Best Friends Don't Expect to Be Invaluable Artifacts
1	1 Vote	Report Criticizes Lax Efforts on Wartime Brothels
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter vs. Lord of the 00s
1	1 Vote	The US Approves
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Are Exposed
1	1 Vote	Here's Beautiful Proof That Cats Are Furry Work Saboteurs
1	1 Vote	What Makes Us See Jesus in a Short Comic

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Metaverse Version of Rainbow Fentanyl: "Not Encountered Before"
—	1 Vote	A Mother, a Daughter and an Indonesian Family Shattered
—	1 Vote	Biden's AMERICA: Texas Sheriff Forced to Be Here for a Shitstorm
—	1 Vote	Will We Get a Good Time to Try These Mixers
—	1 Vote	Rapper Accused of Crashing Into an Asteroid?
—	1 Vote	You Simply Have to Air Fry Scrambled Eggs