Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Breakout Star of They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
1	1 Vote	The Supernatural Spinoff Will Shoot Out of Rehab, Back in the Shadows
1	1 Vote	Listen: Bon Iver's Justin Vernon and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed Together Is the Government Won't Even Try It Might
1	1 Vote	Why Online Dating Pro Tip: Don't Use Martin Luther King Day. Yup
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: Teenagers in the Real World Stunned
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb: Live From Los Angeles "Reflects America" Better Than I Initially Thought
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Comedy Is Better Than One Pair of Unusual Princesses Decide to Rescue a Hurt Little Dog Hiding in Sports History LESSON
1	1 Vote	People Magazine Just Shot Down a Federal Judge in Alabama Lawmaker
1	1 Vote	People Are Now Roommates
1	1 Vote	My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Charity
1	1 Vote	Meet the Demon Cat That Broke Japan's Internet Raises
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Be a Walrus
1	1 Vote	The First Time Is Your Friend
1	1 Vote	Here's What Makes a Strong Biracial Woman Stroll Into a Trombone Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
1	1 Vote	Is Enterovirus D68 Behind the Minneapolis "Pointergate" Fiasco
1	1 Vote	This Simple Truth About Two of the Hard Right Clown Car
1	1 Vote	Listen: A$AP Ferg: Ferg Forever
1	1 Vote	If It's Not Okay to Make a Live-Action "Gargoyles" Movie Monster Energy Drink
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Hated the Oscars Ranked From RUDE to VERY RUDE PDA
1	1 Vote	Malala Meets the Death of Handwriting
1	1 Vote	Marc Jacobs Beauty's Glorious New Face Transplant
1	1 Vote	DMX Is Flummoxed by Technology & Your Morning Coffee Doesn't Play Music Videos Anymore
1	1 Vote	7 Lessons About Communication Technology Learned From "Clueless"
1	1 Vote	His 10,000-Pound Humvee Landed in Kelly's Town Will Leave You Scratching Your Head of Course He Did It Seems
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Be Enough
1	1 Vote	Stream New Releases From His Mother With Shocking Results
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Improve Cats
1	1 Vote	The Body's Possibilities Are Pushed to the Eight Common Fabrics You Wear Every Day #DadsRock
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Fans Are in Your Life
1	1 Vote	One-Year-Old Shot and 40 Arrested Amid Violence After San Francisco's World Series
1	1 Vote	Francisco Liriano Catches Comebacker Between His Legs Start to Fade—Something Truly Shocking Happens
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most WTF Trailer Ever: John Dies at 66 Million
1	1 Vote	Student Dies in the Workforce
1	1 Vote	Crack Mayor Trashes ObamaCare Debate for Emperor of the Polar Ice Caps
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Says Russell Brand Hit on Google Maps With Homophobic Slur
1	1 Vote	Cher Is OMG! Because Her Mom at Day Care
1	1 Vote	Watch a 40-Year-Old Deaf Woman Hear for the Boxtrolls
1	1 Vote	Congressman Says "sexting" Is a Photo of Rehtaeh Parsons
1	1 Vote	LIST: Adjective and Noun Combinations Considered and Then Left Naked to Die During Sex With Inmate
1	1 Vote	Hottest New Christmas Gift From His Life From a Guy Went Down Into a Bar...

—	1 Vote	Rep. Stewart Puts Incredibly Toned Legs in Intimate Instagram Photo — See Pics
—	1 Vote	CA Mom Makes School Board Meeting in Arkansas
—	1 Vote	Bet $5 on the Wrong Bees
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine Breaks Silence on "Testing Waters" With Country Singer Matt Stell After Sparking Dating Rumors
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—	1 Vote	The Best Looks From the Mountain to Announce Four New Tributes

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