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1	1 Vote	Guantanamo Detainee Lawyers Want to Read Body Language More Effectively
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1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Doesn't Even Have a Selective Memory
1	1 Vote	Toya Wright Jail Was a 1980s Point-And-Click Computer Game?
1	1 Vote	French Man Jailed for Contempt
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1	1 Vote	Four Miners Found Shot to Death With Hammers
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1	1 Vote	There Will Be Running in Slo-Mo for Haiti
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