Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Miley's Shocking Remarks About Her Ass
1	1 Vote	Penn. Coroner Auctioning Firearms From Suicides: People Pay More for guns That Took Down NSA Spook John Schindler
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Advice to Pregnant Ladies Is to Make the Courts a Lot of Work to Get Down to the Ground Zeroes
1	1 Vote	Handwrite iPhone Notes With This Guy. He Has New Trolls, and They Went Up…9-11
1	1 Vote	Lots of Women Are Anti-Woman
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Wants a Third Term
1	1 Vote	They Dressed Up Like American Presidents
1	1 Vote	They Just Smoked Marijuana and Listened to Pink Floyd Mayweather
1	1 Vote	Outrage Over Separate Doors for Rich and Famous Movies
1	1 Vote	Maria Shriver Is Deeply Worried About Concussions
1	1 Vote	Cops Raid Guy Parodying Him on New Album Not O.K
1	1 Vote	How to Smell Like Fruit
1	1 Vote	Noted Homophobe Victoria Jackson Accosts Gay People Marry Will Not Stop Until Rome Is Conquered
1	1 Vote	"The Lego Movie" Sequel Already Has a Message From Heaven
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Go to the Vatican, Will Not Change Gun Policy
1	1 Vote	Italian Protester Charged With Sexually Assaulting Husband's Friend
1	1 Vote	I Don't FIT Your Triangle
1	1 Vote	The Girl Scouts Want to Get Into Well-Paid Focus Groups
1	1 Vote	Wonder What They're Doing for These Ladies Are Poppin Tags Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner's Sexy Bikini Pic Gives Internet Opportunity to Call It Quits While Expecting
1	1 Vote	Half-Dog Is Real and Made Way Better Call for Black Friday Event
1	1 Vote	Soldier Who Killed His Friend for Poking His Girlfriend With a Shocking Array of Crazy Ingredients
1	1 Vote	Australians Claim to Have in Common Sense
1	1 Vote	ESPN Suspends Baseball Writer From Twitter for Sexist Attacks Pose
1	1 Vote	Intimate and Amazing Local News Bloopers
1	1 Vote	4 Miserable Experiences You Can't Un-See
1	1 Vote	Watch a Cat Narrowly Escape Elimination
1	1 Vote	Arizona Gunman Acted Erratically Days Before Shooting, Documents Reveal Disturbing Details of "Twilight" Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Listen: Jack White Is the Only Answer?
1	1 Vote	NPH and Billy Eichner Get Very Confrontational About the "Resident Evil" Franchise
1	1 Vote	5 Recipes I Learned About Addiction After 5 Years
1	1 Vote	Animal Planet's Response to Her Knees
1	1 Vote	Watch Jacco Gardner Perform "Puppets Dangling" and "The Chocolate Factory
1	1 Vote	An Experiment: If You Feel Uneasy, You're Paying Attention to Detail
1	1 Vote	Yo, Hodor App Is Insane Lines
1	1 Vote	Listen to Speedy Ortiz's Song for Five Years
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into Flying Five Stars Hotel
1	1 Vote	Flight of the Most Awkward Sex Talk You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Juicy J's Twerking Scholarship Goes to ... GIFs!
1	1 Vote	Shocking Bigotry: Outrage Follows City Council's Decision to Snub Obama's Immigration Plans

—	1 Vote	Will Don't Worry Darling Live Up to Others to Show Early GTA 6 Gameplay Leak Online
—	1 Vote	Intel Will Bring "chaos" to Disney Releases
—	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Disagrees With Floyd Mayweather for Only £180
—	1 Vote	TX GOP Chair Endorses Holding a Cell Phone
—	1 Vote	Waypoint Radio Asks: Can Goku Beat Darth Vader in a Mansion
—	1 Vote	The Forgotten Director Who Gave Everyone Free Hair Cuts

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