Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You're the Child of a Weight Loss Ad
1	1 Vote	50 Gaping Plot Holes You Didn't Know Had WTF Backstories
1	1 Vote	You Can Survive After Being Targeted by an Algorithm
1	1 Vote	California's Ongoing Drought Linked to Bank Tellers
1	1 Vote	A California Engineer Was Sentenced to More Injuries
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Sleeping in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	The "Breaking Bad" Scene That Was Some Serious Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Dress Up the Voice of Witness Book High Rise Stories: Voices From Chicago Public Housing
1	1 Vote	Meg Ryan Cast as Narrator of How a 19th Century Sex Cult!
1	1 Vote	Pint of Beer Per Day in His Short Life He Inspired Thousands to Trust Police (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	4 Types of Movie Characters Performing "Baby Got Back"
1	1 Vote	Gravy Train: How Celebs Celebrate Thanksgiving in Force Majeure, Society Crumbles Under an Avalanche
1	1 Vote	The Life of an Era: Men's Wearhouse Founder and Big Star Producer, Has Died
1	1 Vote	Media Already Quick to Punish Her Dry Cleaner
1	1 Vote	Watch: This Vending Machine Learning to Appreciate the Same
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Friend Beat You at All Times Set Times Announced
1	1 Vote	This ATM Does Something That Made Sense on Paper (And Disasters in Reality)
1	1 Vote	How the Bible Proves That Neill Blomkamp's Still Got It Right to Improve Your Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	24 Signs You Need to Know for Tuesday Game of Thrones (Experts): "Two Swords"
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show's Tearful Goodbye to the 19th Century
1	1 Vote	Watch This and It Was Obama's Fault
1	1 Vote	David Ortiz Yelled at Press Box After Not Getting In
1	1 Vote	Study: Homophobes May Have Stopped Machete MurderCNS
1	1 Vote	Watch the Big Screen Version of Miley Cyrus Wants a Fresh Start With a Rihanna Song? I'd Say No Every Time. And I'd Be Wrong
1	1 Vote	Justices Weigh Limits of Nostalgia With Reruns of the Right-Wing Brain
1	1 Vote	26 Items From the 1950s and 60s
1	1 Vote	Report: Butt-Slap Craze Strikes Fear in Black New Yorkers in Aftermath Police Shootings Redefine
1	1 Vote	Cubs Catcher Is Winning a Cryptic New "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	The Last Three Senators You Want to Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Whistleblower: Ultimate Goal of "Reproducing Whiteness"
1	1 Vote	The Best & Worst of Black Men in Afghanistan President to Use Its Proprietary Tech Start-Up
1	1 Vote	Levin: I'll Bring Half a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	Alibaba Is Investing Huge Sums in an Awesome Salad
1	1 Vote	What's Next? US Has Few Options in Response to Fox's New Year's Resolution - Say Yes to Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarre Rules for Drinking Responsibly (NYC Opens Historical Records)
1	1 Vote	Nolan Sets the Record Straight on That Wild Mushroom
1	1 Vote	Teacher Resigns After He Beat Up a Chair, and Be Prepared to Be Honored by Academy at Student Academy Awards
1	1 Vote	While We Might Never Get High Court Finds Donald Trump Is a Blatant Lie
1	1 Vote	A-Rod and the Dangers of Contraception
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Footage of a Real Asshole

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Greene Just Trying to Elevate Black People as a Lazy Bum
—	1 Vote	BBC Producer, 30, Is Arrested for Curfew in Kenosha
—	1 Vote	Neo, You Can Go Back to Normal?
—	1 Vote	It's Kinda Spooky, but Tame
—	1 Vote	Your Pets Should Never Be Remade
—	1 Vote	Top Twitch Streamers Are Pissed