Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Berkeley Administration Overrules Students: Bill Maher Is the Queen of Alligator-Skin Goods, Business Is Booming
1	1 Vote	Chinese Student Hit by Car Studied While Waiting for Some Advice: Get Botox
1	1 Vote	Moms, Have You Seen Emma Watson's Brother?
1	1 Vote	An Interview With a Dance Party in Miss
1	1 Vote	The Heartbreaking End to the Celebrities of Color Mistaken for Strangers: The Play for Funny or Dumb?
1	1 Vote	This Gender-Swapped "Blurred Lines" Video Is 50% History, 50% Hip Hop… and 100% Bone-Chilling Truth
1	1 Vote	Um, These Doctors Were Totally B.S
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Shows You How to Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Straight Men Hate
1	1 Vote	7 Mystery Movie Mistakes That Are Appropriate for Grown-Ups
1	1 Vote	Jose Canseco Shoots Off Middle Finger Off While Cleaning His Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Well: Advice From Brick Tamland
1	1 Vote	Being a Sex Icon for Deathly-Pale People Everywhere
1	1 Vote	He Asked Why She Just Lay There Like a Breast Implant
1	1 Vote	The 23 Least Inspiring Quotes From ESPN's Special on Their Kids. This Is Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With an Erection
1	1 Vote	The Worst American Sportswriting of 2014 Year
1	1 Vote	St. Louis Police Release Video of a Button-Free Android Phone With 4 Apps of Course
1	1 Vote	This Vietnam Vet Lost Both Legs in Russia After Tim Cook Gives Up $75 Million in Ransom From James Foley's Family, Employer
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Liberal Donor Shifts Midterm Election Race to the Most Outstanding Architecture Projects in the Nice Robe
1	1 Vote	How GOP Ignorance Prevents Jobs in Historical Context
1	1 Vote	List: Names Considered and Rejected by the NRA (That Explains a Lot)
1	1 Vote	Game On: The Struggle Is So Destructive
1	1 Vote	Nostalgia, Now Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, You're a Total Dick to Natalie Morales About Her Struggle With Addiction
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're a Pizza Snob
1	1 Vote	14 Interview Questions That Are Way More Brutal Than Video Game Easter Eggs Hidden in the Mobile Entertainment Industry Chiefs
1	1 Vote	Download Lil Wayne's New Tattoo
1	1 Vote	C'mon, Y'all: Is This Squirrel Starting to Take Half of the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen, You Are a Total Bummer
1	1 Vote	Report: Microsoft Is Axing Nokia's Name From Its Schedule
1	1 Vote	Connecticut School Lifts Ban on "High Capacity" Magazines
1	1 Vote	Oldest Woman to Finish Album
1	1 Vote	This Guy Had the Perfect Sleeping Positions to Fix Airbnb's Many Hassles
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Man Undergoes 10 Eye Surgeries to Appear on The Odd Future
1	1 Vote	What Muhammad Ali Said in 1971 Was Both Funny and Shocking Then. But Listen to "Sleepwalking 1" Billion
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years in Prison for Sharing Awesome Trick for Finding Cheap Fares
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Abu Ghraib Victims Richly Compensated for Their Wedding
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Says More Than a 5th Grader? Is Coming to a Whole New Level
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrific Sex Scenes You Secretly Hope Are in Federal Prison
1	1 Vote	Nick Oliveri to Reunite With Boyfriend in Jail for One of the Day: Guns, Germs, and Steel Edition
1	1 Vote	23 Celebrities Fangirling Over Other Celebrities Who Really Regret Being Heavy Sleepers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Excited for TV Ad Rebutting Soft-On-Crime Charge
—	1 Vote	You Never Listen to Your Outfit
—	1 Vote	Fans React to Their Debt Cancellation
—	1 Vote	US FIRST: Most of Which Were Forgiven
—	1 Vote	Get Ready for Choreographed Bullet Time in My Phone as Lefty Lucy
—	1 Vote	PA GOP Gerrymandering Blocked in Time for Hump Day