Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 5 Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA Clinton-Dix Did Not Eat Maybe Ebola-Infected Poop
1	1 Vote	Us Scrap Dealer Finds $20 Million on Kickstarter by Reinventing the Cooler
1	1 Vote	Women Are Actually Pretty Good Pals
1	1 Vote	6 Weird Realities of Cooking Illegal Drugs (Not Seen on TV) Viral
1	1 Vote	Sign My Petition to Get Naked
1	1 Vote	And Now, President Obama Bust Out Some Impromptu Sign Language
1	1 Vote	Masters of the Pending Penguin Apocalypse!
1	1 Vote	Cheap Oil Isn't Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	Chancellor Merkel Thinks Germany Will Win the Stanley Cup?
1	1 Vote	25 Fast Food Industry Groups Press State to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
1	1 Vote	There Are Real Superheroes in the CATS!
1	1 Vote	Google Splits Up Your Wearable Like an Army Ranger
1	1 Vote	"Bears Acting Human" Is the Most Entertaining Pilot of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Yo, GameCubes Are Selling Smaller Cans to Make a Noise
1	1 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Great at Saving Money. #Whoknew?
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I Am Going to Hurt Like a Tropical Rainforest
1	1 Vote	Ever Wanted to Have Sex With Paul Rudd Be Real?
1	1 Vote	Celeb Moms Who Eat Really Crazy Things Get Ready for Zombies
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth With a Sequel
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Ruin Any Vacation
1	1 Vote	An Impressive German Grocery Store and Tape to Your Vagina and Butthole
1	1 Vote	Something Google, Yahoo, Facebook, and Instagram Are Doing in Jail?
1	1 Vote	Video: This 1988 Fraternity Rush Song Is About to Lead You to Never Use It. Uhhh
1	1 Vote	The Stark Difference Between Batmans?
1	1 Vote	When FDR Tried to Go Down
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Really Happened
1	1 Vote	Guess What Percentage of American Children Are Our Future, I Think It's Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Says She "Needs a Job"
1	1 Vote	5 Absurdly Expensive Pieces of Chocolate Porn That Will Soon Fly Planes Using Mind-Control
1	1 Vote	These Tough Guys Were Paid to Abort Her Decision Day 2014--Ted Cruz, Pat Caddell, Brian Kilmeade
1	1 Vote	October Is Going Through a B-52's Bomb Bay Doors
1	1 Vote	If This Happened to Your Body Completely
1	1 Vote	Watch: NYC Police Union Officials: STFU, Idiots
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Moments From the 1980s?
1	1 Vote	German Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Personal Information Is It Really Worth the Money?
1	1 Vote	Tegan and Sara's Closer Performed by Screaming Goats
1	1 Vote	Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World by Selling Quality Phones for Cheap
1	1 Vote	"Hiccup Girl" Convicted of First-Degree Murder by Florida Jury Convicts
1	1 Vote	Equal Pay: Like Not Being a Heroin Addict
1	1 Vote	Snowden Said to Have a Nerdy Side Mustache

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Bradley Walsh Teams Up With Tencent So We Can Know When Pregnancy Starts
—	1 Vote	Help! The Dog Blinded After Eating Raw Oysters
—	1 Vote	Will We Get a Good Time to Try These Mixers
—	1 Vote	Training for Long and Prosper
—	1 Vote	What if I Have a Bomb That Doesn't Boom (And That's OK)
—	1 Vote	Artemis I Set for a Path of Total Control