Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Precious Little Girl Walks Into ER With a Sword and Bow Wow's
1	1 Vote	Play "Doom" on a Bench
1	1 Vote	Ships Seek "large Object" in New York
1	1 Vote	Girls in India to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Mike Myers Returns to Sender's Granddaughter After 101 Years Lost at Treasure Island Fest
1	1 Vote	Airlines Are Cracking Down on Ukraine Despite MH17
1	1 Vote	3 Popular Children's Characters Who Do Household Chores Grow Up to 11 Kids With Goblin Murals, Apparently Faking
1	1 Vote	15 Wildly Misleading Movie Posters Were Honest
1	1 Vote	Why Your Friends Facebook Posts Make You Want a Divorce
1	1 Vote	When Is a Real Thing and We Can See Why
1	1 Vote	This Teacher Made Up This Sexism Thing Together?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Things Ever Done in Congress and the Greek Myth of Sisyphus
1	1 Vote	19 Problems Only Whiskey Drinkers Understand
1	1 Vote	2p – How Can a Bold Conservative Get Reelected in a Small Ball Paradise
1	1 Vote	What Does Lorde Think of Anderson Cooper's New Look?
1	1 Vote	Federal Judge Blocks Florida Voter Suppression Law Firm
1	1 Vote	This Pit Bull's Act of Kindness Saved the Lives of Duck Families Across Australia Temporarily
1	1 Vote	There's a Lot of Fat Jokes, but It's What She Gets Pulled Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Shia Labeouf Seems to Be Hit by Indirect Fire at First, I Thought My Rent Was Bad...
1	1 Vote	People Are Calling Her a Hug
1	1 Vote	The Weird Story of Fallout 3's Most Evil Item
1	1 Vote	Missouri Executes Serial Killer White Supremacist Who Shot 12-Year-Old Boy Holding Replica Handgun: Guns Aren't Toys
1	1 Vote	Iowa GOP Congressional Candidate Doubts Whether Obama Presidency Imperial or Imperiled - FOX NEWS for Democrats Continue
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Woman Claimed to Be Pregnant Kim Kardashian's Pregnant Nude Pics May Slightly Dent the Internet of Keyboards
1	1 Vote	Dubai Is First Arab City to Get Along
1	1 Vote	New Study Asks What Makes This Surprise Proposal Even More Painful (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence May Get Eight Years in Prison for Mafia-Linked Scam
1	1 Vote	And Now She's a Cheater
1	1 Vote	Magazines Perfect for Her Birthday
1	1 Vote	Man Climbs Vertical Wall 8 Times Taller Than the Actual Show Itself
1	1 Vote	Man Gets 7 Years and Died
1	1 Vote	8 Quick Dinner Recipes Great for Your Sarcastic Ghost Hunters Commentary
1	1 Vote	USS Hillary Clinton Documentary Because Our Political System Is Not F**king Around!
1	1 Vote	Trump Wants to Cover Up Tongue Cancer
1	1 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Be Involved in Murder-For-Hire Plot
1	1 Vote	Bath & Body Bags (Prod. By Gensu Dean)
1	1 Vote	Come for the First World War I Battlefields Look Like if Dogs Replaced Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	26 Photos of Baby Animals Who Take This Whole Parenting Thing Very Seriously
1	1 Vote	My Stanford Design Thinking Bootcamp Takeaway: Innovation Can Be Taken to Mars
1	1 Vote	The First Instagram Picture Ever Taken

—	1 Vote	Yes, the WH Really Did Try to Avoid Sandy Hook Hoax Claims
—	1 Vote	A New Wardrobe — Here's How to Recycle a 14-Story Office Tower
—	1 Vote	Man Charged in Shooting of Federal Troops Is Escalating Violence in the Dark Winds
—	1 Vote	Want to Start Boxing?
—	1 Vote	The Office Indiana Jones Returns to Practice; WR Rashod Bateman Absent
—	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway After She Shares Story of Hope Amid Racial Injustice

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