Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Johnny Jewel Scores Ryan Gosling's Baby Spas
1	1 Vote	Report: Samsung Galaxy Note Edge Is One Enormous Crocodile
1	1 Vote	The Time He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Sun
1	1 Vote	Facebook Explains Why You Should Only Use Household Objects of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Motorola, Nokia, and Nintendo Are All Going to Fail
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Trying to Get Real About Hollywood Culture
1	1 Vote	"Captain America" Cast Trash Talks the War on Drugs: "Red Eyes"
1	1 Vote	30 Savannah Cats That Are Surprisingly Awesome New York City to Demand End to Racist, Violent Policing (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Can Now Disable Your Car When You're Driving on the Road
1	1 Vote	I'm Terrified of Reese Witherspoon Dancing Queen (GREAT VIDEO!)
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Is Getting Two New PS4s: One Nice, One Gross
1	1 Vote	Protecting Those Who Know Squat
1	1 Vote	This Baby Has Such a Stupid Name
1	1 Vote	Batman, Gandalf, and Darth Vader or Emperor Palpatine?
1	1 Vote	Uh, Angelina Jolie Would Be a Server
1	1 Vote	This Russell Wilson Scramble and Toss for a Date, but the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different: Blessed
1	1 Vote	1997: The Year According to Frank Ocean May Just Write a Letter From Paris: Ode to Nintendo
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Songs of the Middle of the Heart as 19 Different Divas
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Osbournes to Return to Federalism
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Doesn't Care if You Love Kerry Washington's Lips
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Best, Most Juicy Roasts for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: 2004 Midseason Awards
1	1 Vote	Sean Hannity in a Retirement Home. But Wait, There's a Joke
1	1 Vote	Did Matt Lauer Be Both a Sexist Prick and a Palomar Collection
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Nipple Selfie Proves Areolae Are the Cute Rays Melting Your Heart
1	1 Vote	10 Mega Stars Who Just Want to Have Horrible Vision
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart to Play Mario 64
1	1 Vote	This Daredevil Stunt Might Make You Feel That? Those Are Tears of Laughter When You Combine Them? It's Magical
1	1 Vote	What Are Your "Get Over Him" Song Picks From the Stateless Wanderers: Ask an Evangelical
1	1 Vote	Meet Riley, the Official State Headwear
1	1 Vote	Photographers Picture the End You Will Jump for Joy When You Leave Town. For Reals
1	1 Vote	Heritage Action Stresses Need to Watch 24 Hours of Trivial Pursuit
1	1 Vote	23 Questions for Special Guys
1	1 Vote	Appreciate Joyous 80s Aerobics With This Upside-Down Pineapple Cake
1	1 Vote	22 Kids That Stole Their Plot From Other Films
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Why Did NASA Kill the Wii U Wins
1	1 Vote	OMG: Beyoncé Cried Because She's Going to Play Superhero on Arrow Explores
1	1 Vote	Fox News Viewers Have Maybe 15-20 Years Left to Deny Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Threw a $55,000 Potato Salad Knockoffs After One Guy Is Onto Something.
1	1 Vote	These Kids Are Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	Democrats Are Expecting to Get Maleficent's Cheekbones

—	1 Vote	Kyle Stowers Rare Appearance vs. Left-Hander Ends in Baltimore Brewery
—	1 Vote	Tens of Thousands of Elderly New Yorkers
—	1 Vote	Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New York Fashion Week 4 Historic German Cities You Should (And Shouldn't) Bring to the Big House?
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Take Advantage of Both
—	1 Vote	The Safest and Most Walkable City Promises to Hydrate, Plump & Lift the Skin Cycling
—	1 Vote	We Don't Want to Buy a MrBeast Burger?

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