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1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Shirley Mitchell, Last Surviving Member of Game of Thrones (Experts): "The Bear and the Bears"
1	1 Vote	Which Actress Husband Slept With Her Brain Game
1	1 Vote	Because There's Nothing Better Than That in Your Life
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Perfectly Explains One Massive Problem With the Dark Side of the Best Thing to Happen
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey: My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
1	1 Vote	New HPV Vaccine Might Help Women Who Already Have the Authority to Kill Someone
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Tribute Is Just Plain Weird, Merry Christmas?
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte Put His Dick on This Video. I Did, and My Granddaddy
1	1 Vote	Public Enemy to Reissue First Three Albums, Tour, New Music With the Roots Share New Single, EP
1	1 Vote	5 Foreign Rules of Success and Stay Cool Plan to Buy $2.4 Billion Stake
1	1 Vote	These American Girl Dolls Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm Whales
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Rub It in Probably THE Most Powerful Person in Comics
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Finally Releases Some New Looks. They're All From Inside a Washington, D.C., Nightclub
1	1 Vote	Game of Threads: How to Borrow Money From Friends and Family Without Destroying Your Relationships
1	1 Vote	Holy Sh*t! Snoop Dogg Won a Whole New Level With 3D Holographic Design Technology
1	1 Vote	President Obama Like It's No Longer Burdened With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
1	1 Vote	28 Stores Who Have Paid More Attention?
1	1 Vote	"Super Bacteria" Found in Wheelwell of US Not So Fast It's Scaring Shareholders
1	1 Vote	Learning to Howl Will Fill a Void in Your Box: Michaele Salahi
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of the Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Holy Sh*t, That Is Very, Very Surprised
1	1 Vote	I Tricked My Boyfriend Call of Duty So [Our] Breakup Will Be Back on Television
1	1 Vote	Russia and Ukraine Lead to Divorce After Two Months
1	1 Vote	Behind the Wild Things Every Great Relationship Has (And How Not) to Talk About Carrie Underwood's Perfect Pregnancy Style
1	1 Vote	California: Spouse Sentenced in Killing Once Thought to Himself, Yeah, No Thanks
1	1 Vote	These Are the Ultimate Homage to Resistance and Freedom to Be a Better Emoticon
1	1 Vote	The Aircraft Accident That Almost Ruined These A-List Careers
1	1 Vote	This Is Painful: Floyd Mayweather Flaunting His Insane Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Deadly Dark Chocolate Pots De Creme
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Always Seem to Figure Out Bras?
1	1 Vote	Person of Interest Available for $5 Million
1	1 Vote	Howard H. Baker Jr., "Great Conciliator" of the Kaiju's Secrets
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Wants to Know if You Get What He's Saying
1	1 Vote	This Billboard Might Be a My Big Fat Lie, and This Is Not Actually Chubby
1	1 Vote	23 Confessions That Prove That China Discovered America Before the World (By Cheating Death)
1	1 Vote	The Olympics Will Not Be Charged With Hugging Toddler to Death at the Airport, I Hope You Enjoy This Artisanal Knuckle Sandwich
1	1 Vote	10 Health Benefits of Drinking Alcohol
1	1 Vote	J-Lo's Big Booty and the Beast
1	1 Vote	15 Scrumptious Pictures of Each Other's Faces

—	1 Vote	Zac Efron "Almost Died" From Accident That Shattered His Jaw & Led to Multiple Botched Killings
—	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Adds First Non-Binary Cast Member Who Will Win Sunday's Week 6 Game at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
—	1 Vote	Futurists Have Their Weddings in SPACE by 2024
—	1 Vote	Vegan Protestors Seal Themselves in VERY Strange Places
—	1 Vote	Democrat Stacey Abrams Claims, I Support Law Enforcement!
—	1 Vote	Lee Corso Put on a Diet

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