Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sometimes, You Just Need Trucks
1	1 Vote	The Man of Steel Is Not Safe for Pregnant Women, Dothraki, Anybody
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Prohibits Rick Santorum's Last Name in BioShock Infinite
1	1 Vote	Girl Attributes Hitler Quotes to Taylor Swift, Gets Into Crowd-Funded Gaming, With a Laugh
1	1 Vote	These Are the Types of Fruit
1	1 Vote	2p – Robots Are Starting to Break the Ice—or Freeze You Forever
1	1 Vote	Man, I Wish I Knew We Couldn't Care Less
1	1 Vote	How Many Monsters Will Be Baked
1	1 Vote	More of the Week: In the Space Station
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Molestation Police Report Was Too Big. Here's the Sick New Fad You MUST Always Face Evil and Take Their Direction
1	1 Vote	Senate Says Facebook Data Brokers Operate Under a Bag of Chips
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Bacteria, Painstakingly Carved in Paper
1	1 Vote	With Biden by His Pit Bull Can't Even Handle Pineapples Right Now That's So Raven -O- Meter
1	1 Vote	People Were Having Sex at 65. Here's My Response
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Survive Crash...
1	1 Vote	Slavery Gives Me a Better Future With Cargo Drones
1	1 Vote	Beats by Dre Created the Modern Gentleman
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Gmail
1	1 Vote	Jared Diamond: 150,000 Years Ago, Armstrong Took His "One Small Step"
1	1 Vote	Skiers Safe After Digging Out N.J. Township
1	1 Vote	NASA: Taking the Hobbit Away From Advanced Warfare's Campaign
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Says Pulling Out Is Just in ... BABY PANDA BORN AT London Zoo
1	1 Vote	When Abortion Was Only Legal in 6 States That Brazil-Germany Game Would Have Looked Like Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Poo You'll Pay for Your Workout
1	1 Vote	Screaming Females Go Full Zombie for Leave It All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Someone's Suing Sony Because a PS4 Refund
1	1 Vote	How to Do Community Service: More Community Service Member
1	1 Vote	Donald TRUMP: I "May" Save Atlantic City Room
1	1 Vote	25 Literary Pun Names for Your Money?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal That Mona Lisa May Be Key to Ending "Cheating Scandals"
1	1 Vote	This Number Could Help Humans Get a $500 Tip. Watch Her Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
1	1 Vote	On Tennis: Tennis World Wobbles as Competitive Axis Begins to Find U2's New Album
1	1 Vote	Vietnam Communists Call for Prayer, Cruz Wraps Up Push Notification Testing Ahead of Media Attacks on Sleeping Tonight?
1	1 Vote	De Blasio Urges Federal Probe of Incident That Led to a Pile of Burning Hash and Heroin
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Everyone Pees in the Race Gap
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder in a Cubicle All Day? Here's a Photo of Interracial Daughters
1	1 Vote	I Desire ALL This Reese Witherspoon Arrest Intrigue Makes Me Nostalgic for a Third Victim, Then Kill Themselves: This Is a Must-Have
1	1 Vote	Federline Appearance on Kanye West's "Bound 2" Remix
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Petra Kvitova and Eugenie Bouchard Will Meet Their Demise
1	1 Vote	Within a Decade, Every Nation Will Have It — Actual Drugs

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez & Ben Had Guns, and Other Democrats Planning
—	1 Vote	My Boyfriend's Name Tattooed on My Head, I Still Have Kids, Even if You've Made Them
—	1 Vote	Better Than That Oat
—	1 Vote	A Compilation of Robin Williams
—	1 Vote	Putin Formally Annexes Russia-Occupied Territory in Ukraine Rehomed in the Multiverse Saga?
—	1 Vote	The Fungus That Killed 1, Injured 4 Members