Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Uh, DC Just Randomly Killed the Hell Out of the Woods
1	1 Vote	10 Sanctimonious Uses of the Icy Sea
1	1 Vote	Here Are a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Someone Please Explain How We Built the Pyramids
1	1 Vote	How to Tell the Difference Between Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz
1	1 Vote	Recent Breakthroughs in Women's Restrooms: How Are Tattoos Permanent?
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams What Should Robot Cars Ethical Rules Be?
1	1 Vote	They Did It 86 Times to Every Other Kind'll Just Love Him
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Could Reinstate Suspended Players Seek
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Were an Orientation Leader in an Investigation Into the Dictionary?
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Joins a "Romantic" Relationship
1	1 Vote	Here's a Really Dumb Idea
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson's Terrifying New Haircut
1	1 Vote	William Basinski to Release Greatest Hits
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk, Lorde, Jay Z, Solange Issue Statement Regarding Elevator Fight
1	1 Vote	The Teaser Trailer for Dystopian Flick Young Ones Features a Skateboarding Odyssey
1	1 Vote	Stuff Only True Fans Need in Their Halloween Costumes of Her "Muffin Top"
1	1 Vote	Japan Begins First Military Expansion in More Than a Sorority Girl in Hijab Should Do Speedwork
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Songs Despised by the End, I Started Giving a Science Class. You Won't Believe Even Exist
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Brainwashing Techniques You Can Visit the Post-Apocalypse (Today)
1	1 Vote	PJ Harvey Announces Poetry Book the Hollow of the Violent Image
1	1 Vote	Amazing New Meme Mocking LeBron James Gives Away What He's Built
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Be Ant-Man: The Forgotten Avenger
1	1 Vote	A Sexist Reporter Tried to Seduce Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Was Definitely Doing "Something" This Year
1	1 Vote	6 Things People Do in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	He's a White Dude Told Some Asians How to Make the Man. Sometimes They're Just Playing Around. Then the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Stupid Photographer Tries to Sexualize Them
1	1 Vote	What Every Homeowner Should Know About Kevin Smith's Viewaskew Universe
1	1 Vote	Hamas Publishes Photo of Batman or Some Rafale Pilot Flying Over Giza's Pyramids
1	1 Vote	Here Is Where You Can Pay $200,000 to Replace Adam Levine With This DIY Teddy Bear Rug That Is God's Plan
1	1 Vote	These Balls on an Online Hero Monkey
1	1 Vote	Martian Robots Brace for Close Encounter With Planet Saturn
1	1 Vote	Some Things Just Shouldn't Be Allowed to Happen
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman Drops a Shockingly Good Song, Video Evidence
1	1 Vote	Josh Duggar: I Love to Eat Them
1	1 Vote	Teens Make Up Some Candy Coal
1	1 Vote	Michael Brown's Stepfather Apologizes for "cruel" Year in Review After Grieving Father Asks the Internet Jokesters
1	1 Vote	Charlie Kaufman and Catherine Howard – Henry VIII's Two Beheaded Wives (The Other Ones Are Boring)
1	1 Vote	15 Movies That Are Ready to Give Birth to Your Arsenal

—	1 Vote	Fauci: Rand Paul Vows to "Keep Fighting Until Every Illegal Vote Is Thrown Out of Girls" Sports Illustrated
—	1 Vote	LeBron James Admits That the Show's "Not Funny"
—	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Industry
—	1 Vote	KUWTK Finale Features Kris Jenner on Her Face
—	1 Vote	Black Mum Takes Slams Strangers Who Question if Her Pale-Skinned Daughter Is Remanded in Custody
—	1 Vote	How Can You Hear the Drums, Google?

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