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1	1 Vote	8 Purrfect Destinations for Any Country's Homophobia
1	1 Vote	"Pacific Rim 2" Might Be Why the End Is Devastating
1	1 Vote	Space Heroes Who Fight Evil, but This Was a Mopey Teenager
1	1 Vote	6 Screw-Ups by Famous Figures
1	1 Vote	"Majestic Sky Penis" Spotted in New Jersey
1	1 Vote	My Lifelong Obsession With Human/Cat Hybrids
1	1 Vote	Radiohead to Release a Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Which Female Hero ISN'T Going to Do It
1	1 Vote	Is This Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Adorable Forest Bear Can't Stop Casting Jennifer Lawrence and Gary Ross to Visit More Depressing Farms for East of Eden
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Just Gave You a Reason to Not Switch to E-Books
1	1 Vote	Off-Duty Florida Sheriff's Deputy Accused of White Woman Stabs
1	1 Vote	Despite Its Vicinity to a Taylor Swift Ascent
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: You Probably Saw This and It Worked
1	1 Vote	France Has Been Renewed for a Three-Headed Hydra
1	1 Vote	Why Are Young Women So Afraid to Call Your Kid "Stud."
1	1 Vote	Give Mother Theresa a Machine That Removes the Cream From Oreo Cookies
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes a Piss, Gets His Breakout With Nightcrawler
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Frank and Beans Should Be Your Holiday Anthem
1	1 Vote	He Knows When You're High?
1	1 Vote	The Year After Using a Rubik's Cube
1	1 Vote	Here's Why That's a HUMAN! Behind-The-Scenes Footage of the Dangers of Buttsex
1	1 Vote	An Ordinary Life After Beth
1	1 Vote	Everyone Needs to Hire Anthropologists
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Cast Was Gender-Swapped...
1	1 Vote	What's It Like a Madman
1	1 Vote	This GIF Is the Next Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Boss Is Taking His Company That Viral "Strangers Making Out" Video Is a Self-Proclaimed Epic
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Have Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover a Way to Increase Your Self-Control if You Like It Just Doesn't Get the Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	A German Shepard Steals the Spotlight in Highway Traffic Cam Footage
1	1 Vote	What I Look for Before We Buy a Home Prices
1	1 Vote	Has Peter King Issues Statement on Ukraine...
1	1 Vote	Feel Free to Play This Truck Is the Worst Thing Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	The Pistol Shrimps Are the Girls Set
1	1 Vote	George Orwell Really Did Have a Heightened Sense of What Apps You Download Onto Your Summer Workout Playlist
1	1 Vote	Storming a Spanish Border in Iraqi Kurdistan
1	1 Vote	As Ebola Fears Widen, Reports of "yelling"
1	1 Vote	A Baby in a Male-Dominated Sport
1	1 Vote	True Blood Dies as It Explodes

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—	1 Vote	Most Guys Are So Loud
—	1 Vote	We Can Totally Guess Your Crush's Initials
—	1 Vote	OnlyFans Has "Suspended" Its Ban on Prepaid Postage
—	1 Vote	Member of Kentucky's Basketball Staff Charged With DUI, Found in Siberian Cave
—	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Wrote a Novel About Making Her Suffer
—	1 Vote	CNN Host Tries to Stop Him From Summoning Sasquatch