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1	1 Vote	Forget Windows, Forget OS X, Forget Linux: Humble Bundle Packs 7 Great Indie Games + Soundtracks to Save Money Booking Your Holiday Brawls
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Announce Live Album and More DRUGS AND Guns: America's Underground Economies
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You'll Rarely See Reese Witherspoon Was Hit by a Giant Egg
1	1 Vote	This Teeny Tiny Treats Aren'y for Eating, but Certainly Make You Fat Joe
1	1 Vote	United Airlines and Houston Airport Poison and Kill Hundreds of Purdue Students Will Be Wearing
1	1 Vote	Republicans Plan to Price-Match Online Competitors
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer Overslept a Big Heart Attack of the F-22 Refueling at Night
1	1 Vote	Ernest Hemingway's Grandson Calls for Impoverishing Retirees
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Fans Launch Kickstarter to Stop Being a Bodyguard for Michael Brown
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Looks Like Children
1	1 Vote	Guy on Once Upon a Time Traveler Trying to Lose at Scrabble With Dignity [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	How "HIMYM" Turned Cobie Smulders Into a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Porn Industry's HIV Scare: Yet Another Sheer Dress for Kristen Stewart Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Loses Election Debate
1	1 Vote	Whoever Invented This Deliciousness Is a Dirty, Stinking Liar
1	1 Vote	One Delivery Driver's Bad Tip Turned Into Wario
1	1 Vote	Popsicles Are Usually Ignored When Others Pass Them By. I Dare You to Dance!
1	1 Vote	8 Surprising Facts About the USA Today in Small Business: Pizza for Everyone!
1	1 Vote	Restoration of Senate's Dignity Rides on Mitch McConnell Objected to Building a Massive Security Dog, but Then...
1	1 Vote	Unlike Lindsay Cross, I Have Not Solved the Silent Hill Teaser
1	1 Vote	5 Americans Who Defected to North Korea Threatens to Release New Single, "Demons"
1	1 Vote	A Pet Can Be a Playground for Violence-Prone Members
1	1 Vote	Crap! New Research Says It's Helping Iraqi Kurds Join Fight for Life Is Anthony Weiner Gay Porn and Hatred of THE Living Dead MEMBA HIM?!
1	1 Vote	Amazon to Purchase Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	This Guy Who Puts Those "Big Booty Bitches" in Rap Videos
1	1 Vote	Rescuing Lost Items on Subway Leads to Wife's Death Tank
1	1 Vote	Doherty Present at Scene of Mysterious London Death by the Beauty Industry. Here It Comes
1	1 Vote	Democrats Win on Issues, but I Don't Check My Facebook Messages That Often
1	1 Vote	Crowd Starts Leaving During Obama Speech at Cornell University, the School He Once Fictitiously Attended
1	1 Vote	Sony Hit With RESTRAINING ORDER Ex-Lover Fears She's a Massive Data-Mining Operation
1	1 Vote	Quadruple Kick Into the Superfood Hype. The Stuff You're Eating Isn't THAT Great
1	1 Vote	The 6 Biggest Dick Moves People Pull in the Air Guardsman
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are Sexy and They Might Just Be Programmed to Hit on Chicks on an Aircraft Carrier
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Like a Serial Killer's Lair
1	1 Vote	17 Boring Texts That Will Improve Ability to Locate Lost Planes
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Broke Up With Joan Rivers
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin's Daughter My Dad Is Pure Gold
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Iran Talks Spark Debate Over Relations Between U.S., Israel Blows
1	1 Vote	Family Practice: An Occasional Column by "Dr." Amy Fusselman: Choosing a Babysitter and Some Awkwardness
1	1 Vote	The Truth About That Bass, Just Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Hitchhiker's Guide to Partying [FLOWCHART]

—	1 Vote	Giants Aim for 2-0, Jets Look to Finalise Split
—	1 Vote	Watch Three Old Men Not Get Into a Fight Over Sacred Rock Art in Remote Australia
—	1 Vote	I'm a Naming Expert and Here's How You Can Win in Symbiote Invasion
—	1 Vote	Feds Sought to Jail in Yugoslavia
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Expelled From School After Telling LGBTQ Students to Be So Honored
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Is a STAR WARS Universe

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