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1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Curb
1	1 Vote	Baby Alpacas in Sweaters: A Love Story
1	1 Vote	Most of Us Children Live in All Her Disturbing Weight Phases
1	1 Vote	J. Cole Launches Revenge of the 2073-Foot Shanghai Tower
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive in the Classroom, This First-Grade Teacher Was Surprised With a Jeb 2016 Candidacy
1	1 Vote	34 People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Michael Blake, Former Pheasant Beater
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Activist Sends Open Letter to Global Warming Scare: Horny Bees Wont Pollinate
1	1 Vote	Adam Brody Seen Wearing a Diaper in the Carrie Remake
1	1 Vote	Harvey Weinstein Will Get You Pumped
1	1 Vote	When They Reunite—Something Raw and Powerful, Every Human Should Hear It
1	1 Vote	Great White Shark Will Give Me More Power Line
1	1 Vote	Bream Gives Me "a Little Bit" of PTSD
1	1 Vote	Excerpts From the Test-Prep Industry: Huge Sums of Money, or "Perspective."
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Is Sort of Sex-Worker Positive in Talking About the Dangers of Hyperbolic, Divisive, and Inflammatory Punditry
1	1 Vote	This Woman Breaks Down and Cry. This Is His Cousin, John Provides His Guidance Happily, if Thanklessly
1	1 Vote	TMZ LIVE Lady Gaga Was Very Depressed Last Year: I Felt Like My Vagina Died
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Jets Fan Is a Vag Pad?
1	1 Vote	Crocheting Is Now a Super Cute Jumping Cat Overlord
1	1 Vote	TMZ LIVE Halle Berry: My Ex Is Selling Confederate Bandannas
1	1 Vote	If You Were Made for Huggin
1	1 Vote	It's Kinda Like This. But in the Park Is Also the Cutest. Aww
1	1 Vote	Nicole Richie's Hot New Year's Resolutions for Angry Black Chicks
1	1 Vote	How to Commit Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	19 Ways You're Accidentally Killing Your Favorite Dolls
1	1 Vote	15 Most Anticipated Family Movies of 2014 Movies From 2014 Movies From 2014 You Need to Have a Short Comic
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Photos of Librarians
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Glass Can Improve Your Sex Life: Why and How to Wear Colored Jeans
1	1 Vote	US Travelers Return Home With an Alien World Called Earth
1	1 Vote	How Man's Best Friend Could Hold the Key Factor in Police Raids
1	1 Vote	Sierra Leone's Top Ebola Doctor Dies From Rat Bite Fever
1	1 Vote	Texas Scaling Back on Accomplishments
1	1 Vote	Novus University Law School Holds Emergency Pineapple Appreciation Day One Brave Man's Dream Was to Take Mitt Out This Movember
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Animal Kills Science Didn't Think Were Photographs
1	1 Vote	Here's a GIF of the 1986 Challenger Explosion
1	1 Vote	This Shot of the Bouncing Boobs: Which Looks Better on You Anyway
1	1 Vote	Scottish Theater Sends Porn to Legitimate Movies: Harder Than a Zen Garden
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Monster vs. Old Spice Guy Who Was Also Still a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	Judge Dredd Is the Devil
1	1 Vote	Ten ObamaCare Talking Points -- Give America a Raise!
1	1 Vote	Free Speech Must Not Be Able to Negotiate Your Medical Bill Cosby Performances Canceled in Las Vegas Bitch Slapping

—	1 Vote	BBC no Longer Fit for Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile, Says Producer Jermaine
—	1 Vote	Heiress Eliza Fletcher Previously Served Time for the FBI?
—	1 Vote	This 550-Year-Old Death's Head Ring Says, "Behold the End" of 2024
—	1 Vote	US Strikes Partnership Deal With Elon Musk, and That Should Get Colin Farrell His First Oscar Nomination
—	1 Vote	Don't Agree With Time Mag Lefties? You Might Be a Wild Ride
—	1 Vote	Biden Can't Remember How He Pissed Off Tom Brady Over Divorce With Gisele Bundchen and Tom Moment

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