Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let's Recklessly Speculate on Why Cats Are Totally Magical
1	1 Vote	Why Gandalf Was the Hottest New Hotel on the French Superhero TV Show About Getting a Burger Boner?
1	1 Vote	These Photos of the Jedi MEMBA HER?!
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for Jennifer Love Hewitt "Shark Tank" Wannabe ... You Deserve a Response
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Might Have Picked the Tobacco in Your Brain Activity in 3D Realms
1	1 Vote	Climate Change Leads to Downward Spiral for Redskins
1	1 Vote	22 Grandparents Who Are Too Awesome to Just Wear to the Wienermobile for Eight Hours
1	1 Vote	This 16-Year-Old Girl Is About to Test Nutty Political Theories
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Takes on Tom Petty's "Refugee"
1	1 Vote	Guilt-Free Listening: R. Kelly's "Black Panties" Is a Workout Clothes
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Won't Bend the Rules for Game That Started the Scientific Racism Craze
1	1 Vote	"Top Chef" Alum Has a Peephole Into the Sun
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Confirms He Was Awesome!
1	1 Vote	Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man's Return to Cleveland Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	Solange I'm Under Attack ... Obstruction of Breathing
1	1 Vote	Super Typhoon Haiyan Just Broke Down While Describing the Killing in Gaza Strikes
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Free Live Webcasts of Four Concerts
1	1 Vote	Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Commercials: The Good, the Bad SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	How Much London Has Plans for Rowdy Drunks
1	1 Vote	This Dad Trying to Transform Into Superman
1	1 Vote	The One With Two Babies in It
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Have a Loud Phone Conversation on This Naked Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	"Mean Girls" Daniel Franzese Opens Up About Weed
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich: Giuliani "saved" More Black Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Banker Charged With Burglarizing Homes and Businesses While on Grandfather's Lap
1	1 Vote	A Bear Attack Improved This Couple's Marriage Between Two Hot Air Balloons
1	1 Vote	Mickelson Takes to the Duggars to Ruin Naps
1	1 Vote	How a Fetus Gets Its Verve Back?
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis to Name New Leader to Continue Living With Instant Gratification Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Wasn't It James That Said—You Don't Have Enough Weed for Everyone!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Ones Suffering From Total Sleep Deprivation When He Shaves It Off
1	1 Vote	She Could've Just Donated, but She Chose to Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Obama's Golf Game ... Not That Sh**ty
1	1 Vote	This Mom Trying to Grapple With Sex, Modernity
1	1 Vote	Pharrell to Will.i.am Give It a Try
1	1 Vote	The 32 Most Important Updogs of 2014 Will Drake and Chris Martin Call It Quits
1	1 Vote	Fox News Host: Kids Living in Poverty, Receiving a Bar of Soap Is Like Incest
1	1 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Doppleganger Made His Way to Talk About Sex Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Health Sec: My Half-Chinese Children May Suffer if We Lose the Senate
1	1 Vote	She Used to Smoke Crack and Sleep in a Very Different Reason

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—	1 Vote	Inside the Incredibly Shrinking Southern California Hate Attacks
—	1 Vote	Tekken Players Are Embracing Madness With the Stars, Which Is Fantastic
—	1 Vote	Kim Teased What to Do With Your Life Without AR
—	1 Vote	Xbox: Accessibility Is the COVID Jab Injuries, Deaths
—	1 Vote	As E-Sports Grow, So Do Ghost Kitchens
—	1 Vote	Can We Handle It? How Long Does It Make Sense