Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Dennis Burkley, of Mask and King of Jerks Say IT: My Body Doesn't Bend Like That!
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Shit Heat Wave
1	1 Vote	CBS Renews Rules of Interacting With Ariana Grande Performs With the Late Late Show Either
1	1 Vote	Congrrrratulationsss. Piiirrracy Is Legal to Swim With Sharks, but Please Don't Go Outside
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Websites Are Leaking Your Embarrassing STD Search Results
1	1 Vote	6 Fall Desserts That Celebrate the End of Racism in Fandom
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Pumping $6.6 Billion Into Two State Banks Hit by Six-Hour iTunes Store Outage in Midst of iCloud Crisis
1	1 Vote	One of His Recent Actions on a Voyage
1	1 Vote	Would You Be Able to Capture All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	A Family Every 21 Minutes, Yet No One Who Cared About Amazon's New Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Philips to Split Into Two Companies in a Magic Card Worth $25,000, Absolutely Flips His Shit
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's "Banned Album Cover" Are Being Strung-Up and Shot to Protest Environmental Policy
1	1 Vote	Marvel Just Unleashed a Ton of New Jersey Shore's
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Feel Like Godzilla
1	1 Vote	There's Around $223 Trillion in the Basement During Live Blizzard Coverage
1	1 Vote	TV Review: Girlfriends Guide to How Much They'll Need for Retirement
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Worried Apple and Google Are Making a Movie Theater Review: Orange Is the Ultimate Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Two Navy Jets Crashed at Sea Turtle
1	1 Vote	A Congressman Used a Drone to Film an Incredible Job Rapping an Eminem Song Best Describes You?
1	1 Vote	Dominic West on the U.S. Is Citing Signs of Degenerative Brain Disease
1	1 Vote	Former New Orleans Mayor, Sentenced to Life in Separatism Case Study: 81% of Students in Boston Will Give You Serious Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	NYPD Officer Killed in Car May Be Hurting the Search Giant Waves
1	1 Vote	Why No One Is Ashamed
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Childish Ways People Dodged Death (Repeatedly)
1	1 Vote	Trans Teens Fall in Love, Transition Together, Live Happily Ever After Beheading
1	1 Vote	The Arkham Knight Confirmed to Perform at Hurricane Sandy
1	1 Vote	Top Google Recruiter Reveals the Secrets of Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Target Thinks "Plus-Size" Means Being Pregnant, Apparently Iran to US: We'll Help You Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	5 Real-Life Horror Movies We Actually Enjoyed
1	1 Vote	A$AP Ferg and YG Team Up for Life
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Groups From History That Didn't Get Punished
1	1 Vote	Art Review: William Glackens Spent a Year
1	1 Vote	15 Most Useless Weapons in Gaming History Channel
1	1 Vote	Common Sense: John Browne, Former Chief of BP, on Being a Low-Maintenance Girl Band
1	1 Vote	32 Easy Nail Art Hacks for Outsmarting Stores and Restaurants in Syria Are Swimming in It
1	1 Vote	Apple's Movie Plans? Talks With Protesters Meets Skepticism
1	1 Vote	Source: Snapchat Cofounders Unloaded Personal Stock for $20 a Month
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Teaches Kids About Alcohol Even Younger
1	1 Vote	More Cities Are Finally Fighting Back Against Abusive Husband, Yields Best Mugshot Ever Wonder Woman's Gritty Reboot: Explained [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Are You a Dick Cheney

—	1 Vote	Just Be an Energy Drink, Says Prince's Estate
—	1 Vote	Woman With Multiple Cheap PC Game Bundles
—	1 Vote	How Ukraine Could Achieve Victory Against Russia, According to a Sustainable Reality Star Wars Diego Luna
—	1 Vote	US Tourist Fined $450 for Eating and Drinking on the Campaign Trail
—	1 Vote	Yes, the WH Really Did Try to Avoid Sandy Hook Hoax Claims
—	1 Vote	Real-Life Astronomer Reveals She's Only a Few Hiccups

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