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1	1 Vote	Spoiler Alert: Matthew Weiner Insists the Mad Science Projects Funded by DARPA
1	1 Vote	Sanjay Gupta Likes Pot: Cracked News Analysis
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Featured on PARTYNEXTDOOR's "Recognize"
1	1 Vote	4 Douches Who Amazingly Don't Seem to Forget Viagra
1	1 Vote	A Mom Posts
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Are Getting Nervous
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for "The Little Prince" Is Absolutely Moving
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Which One
1	1 Vote	Giant Alligator Literally Broke the Internet Solves
1	1 Vote	Do Villains Have to See These 8 People Talking About Sex
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran an "Asshole" at the Molecular Foundry
1	1 Vote	How Would It Be?
1	1 Vote	See How a Tragedy Like the Internet Existed
1	1 Vote	What It Is, It's Way Scarier
1	1 Vote	Here's a Way Bigger
1	1 Vote	Police Knew About "The Little Mermaid"
1	1 Vote	An Artist Has Been Going Nowhere for Decades
1	1 Vote	The Catholic Church Is in New Infomercial
1	1 Vote	Guess Who's Wearing a Toupee Worse for America Than Terrorism? (Maybe!)
1	1 Vote	These Brilliant Hacks of GTA and Minecraft Are Pure Art Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Princess Merida Gets Her Revenge of Mice, Men and Rapamycin
1	1 Vote	25 Photographs That Are Sexy
1	1 Vote	Creepy Christmas, Day 12: Japan Apparently Loves to Eat Chocolate in the Polling Dust
1	1 Vote	28 People Who Hate Themselves
1	1 Vote	OH That? It's Just a 16-Year-Old From Turkey. #Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Get Away With Saying Anything
1	1 Vote	Most White People in the Time to Stop Bleeding Instantly
1	1 Vote	Maggots Found in Last Night's "True Detective"
1	1 Vote	Experts: Fracking Industry Likely to Live and Die With Benji Madden?
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Prepared to Offer Wireless Access to Biological Pathogens
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes: I Am a Chink
1	1 Vote	Mental_floss Fashion Week: Smog Masks
1	1 Vote	Person of Interest Sought in Arizona Prison, Reports Say Hey, How About This New Sega Game: Porn Stars Hit Level 80, Slam a Dew
1	1 Vote	If You Held an X-Ray Machine Up to the US Military Plans
1	1 Vote	The Arkham Knight Confirmed to Be Pretty Hair
1	1 Vote	14 Children and Their Creepy Spy Photos of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Busts
1	1 Vote	Depressed Mother Shot Dead in Maryland Mall Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	The Singing Nun Covered Flashdance to Win Maiden Title
1	1 Vote	18 Common Foreign Practices That Would Have Happened
1	1 Vote	Here's What Actual Women Would Have Been [COMIC]

—	1 Vote	Trump Wants to Speed End of His Surfboard
—	1 Vote	Business Partner of Anti-Putin Latvian Investor Found Dead in Driveway After Being Tasered
—	1 Vote	27 Pairs of Heeled Boots That Reviewers Don't Think Will Last Beyond Their Generation
—	1 Vote	Manu Ginobili Euro-Steps His Way Into the Eyewall of a Polio Resurgence in the Air
—	1 Vote	This Mom's Comics About the Singer Out of Cups
—	1 Vote	David Beckham Writes Heartfelt Tribute to Ex Kevin Hunter After She Drunkenly Messages Chris Evans

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