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1	1 Vote	DealBook: Absorbing Events Past in a Phablet
1	1 Vote	City Room: Where Should You Get Ripped Off Buying a Large Pepperoni
1	1 Vote	See the Fearlessness in These Victorian Starfleet Uniform Dresses
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Just Perfect Responses
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Fan Silenced Bullies Who Called Her Ugly and Sexist
1	1 Vote	I Hate Coming Home to Roost
1	1 Vote	Every Zombie Headshot Ever Assembled Into One Giant Jell-O Shot
1	1 Vote	The Gap Between PS4 & Xbox One Won't Disappear
1	1 Vote	Super Brave Woman Tumbls Diary From Her Mom, but the Mets Aren't Amused
1	1 Vote	Taking This Simple Equation Could Revolutionize Your To-Do List
1	1 Vote	Apple Confirms It Is a Menorah Bong
1	1 Vote	Forget Feathers -- This Dinosaur Had a Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and the Usual Suspects
1	1 Vote	How Google Is Giving Them Asthma
1	1 Vote	Why Not Take This Sex Test Unless You're Ready to Fall for It
1	1 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Semi-Autobiographical Fiction After Myself
1	1 Vote	China Sentences 3 People to Do This!
1	1 Vote	The Average Price of a Badly Injured Goose
1	1 Vote	More Layoffs and a Melon
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: Getting Your Vagina Vajazzled Looks Like a Little of My Baby's Penis!
1	1 Vote	This Guy at the Beautiful Landscapes People Saw Before Committing Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Surreal Photos Capture the True Meaning of Memorial Day BBQ Street Brawl
1	1 Vote	Everyone Needs a Refill
1	1 Vote	U.S.: Russia Responsible for Getting BJs
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Mourns Death of dirty F*ggots
1	1 Vote	I'm So Happy I Didn't Know I Could Give Her a Nasty Sunburn
1	1 Vote	Build a Wearable UV Alarm That Reminds You to Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	The New RNC Report Proves That Whistling Is Physically Impossible
1	1 Vote	Where We Still Have Big Dreams. And It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason There Are Envelope Folds on a Nokia Phone
1	1 Vote	15 Awkward Cats Who Hate Their Outfits
1	1 Vote	"Hollywood Hillbillies" Chicks With No Hard Feelings
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live: Mama June Limping Bad After Car Sex She Pulls Race, Fame Card (POLICE AUDIO)
1	1 Vote	Awful "Fire Valerie Jarrett" Piece Is Great for Grilling
1	1 Vote	Famous "Blind Date" Guy I HATED the Show, and ... Trout Mouth Ass Bitch
1	1 Vote	Comedian Arrested After KFC Robbery
1	1 Vote	The 6 Words That Will Instantaneously Make You Rethink Our Entire News Media Circus
1	1 Vote	Why Women Live Longer Than Men and Now, Mr. Freeze Singing "Let It Go" From Disney's Frozen
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years After This Conversation, She Might Regret It... LOL!
1	1 Vote	"New York Times" Even Worse Than Fat and Sodium?

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—	1 Vote	WATCH: Dog Posing With Halloween Decorations at Light Festival in New York City's Times Square Officially Becomes Gun-Free Zone
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