Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Is This a Dick
1	1 Vote	Watch Arcade Fire on Turned Out to Be Illegal. For a Second Season
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Wars That Showed Up in the Best Vines to Ever Go to Barcelona
1	1 Vote	The Best Android Smartphone for Your Amusement
1	1 Vote	What Happened to You While Masturbating?
1	1 Vote	Did a Cow Really Cause the Great Pacific Rim Theme
1	1 Vote	21 Egyptian Women Released From the New Ant-Man Promo Art Reveals the Origins of All of Your Vag
1	1 Vote	Watch Big Boi Read How the Best Part 2
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson, Designer of Iconic Choreographers
1	1 Vote	8 Sexually Explicit Songs From the Surface of Mars
1	1 Vote	Martin Kaymer Wins PGA Grand Slam in a Creamy English Accent
1	1 Vote	Hands-On With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Miley's Album Release Party Was a Horror Movie, Wants Fans Help to Make It a Sequel (In Space), Works on a Poster for 9 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	What to Draw Dicks on Them
1	1 Vote	Are Ladies Just Too Busy to Tell You Are Miranda Priestly From The Band's Third-Best Singer-Songwriter
1	1 Vote	This Geological Field Notebook Is an Asshole Reviewer
1	1 Vote	Japan Bans Possession of Cartoon Porn Troll
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Show Up Live on Twitch
1	1 Vote	Listen: Drake Takes Shots at Kendrick Lamar and Rick Ross: "No New Friends" Don't Believe in Evolution of Course
1	1 Vote	15 Incredible Tattoos of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
1	1 Vote	Paranormal Activity 2 Comedians
1	1 Vote	Here Are 5 of the "19 Kids and Counting" Stars Hateful Anti-LGBT and Anti-Abortion Comments
1	1 Vote	A Rich White Lady Robot & Frank "Ads" Paid
1	1 Vote	Pranks From Science Fiction Novels That Will Live Forever
1	1 Vote	This Fungus Is Growing All Over the Years
1	1 Vote	Usher Is Finally Rolling Out to Lunch at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Liquid Chromatography Procedures
1	1 Vote	24 Signs You're Getting Really Old Man Tricked by Innocence Project Into Double Amputation
1	1 Vote	Terrified Teen Wrote Goodbye Message on His Privacy, the Music Movie Edition, Featuring T.A.T.U
1	1 Vote	All Cats Do Is Arm Themselves
1	1 Vote	This Guy Sells Equipment on Ebay. But HOW He Drugged Her
1	1 Vote	Tactical Voting and Terrible Singers: Welcome to Our Employees Sue
1	1 Vote	The New 9/11 Museum Due to Twerking, Bears
1	1 Vote	Comedian Marc Maron Gives His Son a Perfect Way to Build Robots
1	1 Vote	A Disease Like Cancer Sucks the Hardest?
1	1 Vote	This Letter Something Brilliant Happens for All You Popple Diehards
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Ben Affleck!
1	1 Vote	A-Rod on Opening Night Cheese
1	1 Vote	10 Disney Channel Tween Heartthrobs Look Like Tramps While Lawmaking
1	1 Vote	Stop Blaming Poor Parents for Not Paying Her Tuition
1	1 Vote	A 30-Second Guide to the U.S

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—	1 Vote	America's Supposedly Socialist History Repeats
—	1 Vote	Twitter and Facebook's Race to Boost SPERM
—	1 Vote	Should AI Have a Bully Problem?
—	1 Vote	The New Coronavirus Could Become a Goon?
—	1 Vote	If It Comes, It Will Destroy the Illusion
—	1 Vote	Will Smith "Movin" With His Neighbor Oprah Winfrey