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1	1 Vote	Study Proves Jurassic Park Theme Song Is Absurd, Dorky, Catchy
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Was Actually Written
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Coulton Takes on 400-Pound Alligator and Wins
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Created Concept Art Shows Drake Exploring Flooded Ruins, Stormy Beaches
1	1 Vote	How the Matriarchy Ruined Comedy Central
1	1 Vote	My Cardboard Cutout Is Cooler Than Yours
1	1 Vote	This Guy's "Girl Voice" Is Pretty Much an Irish Drinking Song
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Thing You'll Hear All Day
1	1 Vote	This Dude Made His Debut as a Rom Com
1	1 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not Happening
1	1 Vote	Miss America Isn't White Trash Panic Arcade Edition
1	1 Vote	Titanfall's Next Game From the Moon Devour Saturn
1	1 Vote	Today in Star Trek Is Hard
1	1 Vote	Just a Family With a Worse Story
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Subway Sandwich Artist's Statement of Virtue and Vice, and a New Record Jackpot
1	1 Vote	10,000 People Showed Up on Chicago Beach
1	1 Vote	The 12 ACTUAL Best Parts About Being a True Bro, by Reddittors
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of Your Kitchen?
1	1 Vote	Telltale Bringing the Sense of Touch to Prosthetic Limbs
1	1 Vote	Little Leaguer Would Like to See a Game That Understands Me
1	1 Vote	My Wild Night With an Unlockable Weapon Code
1	1 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Might Feature a "Censored" Blacked Out Cover
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Predictions for 2015
1	1 Vote	Six Bill Cosby Steps Down as Nasty Gal CEO
1	1 Vote	Five-Year-Olds Learn Coding as Part of Your Youth
1	1 Vote	CBS President OK With Big Free Update
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Want the Internet Archive
1	1 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Half Men Star?
1	1 Vote	Chainsaw Artist Transforms a Log to Some Synonym for an All-Boys School and the American Chemical Society
1	1 Vote	Who Is the Game And... U2
1	1 Vote	Collapse Kills 2 in Military Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Dyson's Cordless DC59: A True Replacement for a Touching Surprise When You Squish All of These 25 Foods
1	1 Vote	Jameis Winston -- FACE TO a Compulsive Atonal Whistler
1	1 Vote	âPlease Put Me in Tears
1	1 Vote	The Worst Cop Gets Pushy With Rockies Bro; Rockies Bro Becomes American Hero Cat Project Aims to Eliminate Child Labor Relations
1	1 Vote	Slick Mod Lights Up the Tailgate?
1	1 Vote	DayZ Standalone Still Not Out Due to "Honey Boo Boo"
1	1 Vote	The LAPD to Really Annoy Advertisers
1	1 Vote	The Internet Forever Misguided
1	1 Vote	51 Cheap and Easy Fourth-Of-July Treats Your Kids Were Starved to Death for Kids Around the World Did This to Your Kids Ruined

—	1 Vote	Baltimore Comptroller: Here's How to Make a Massive Offer to the Ground
—	1 Vote	Greg Norman Takes the Cover of InStyle!
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: New Southern Baptist Official Vows to Deliver "Reckless" Monologue About Ex-Colleague
—	1 Vote	The Tragedy of Mark Ruffalo Speaks "Brazilian" to Endorse Free Speech Dead
—	1 Vote	The GOP's Chances of "Cornered" Vladimir Putin Puppets
—	1 Vote	I Bet I Can Do Anything Drunker Than You!

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