Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	16 Times Ernie the Existential Cat Was Deeper Than All of Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Veteran War Reporter Flames U.S. On Facebook
1	1 Vote	Police Officers Are on Strike
1	1 Vote	Fred Armisen Forms Punk-Rock Supergroup With Members of Medicine
1	1 Vote	The DIY House That Your Penis Has Probably Touched
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Returns From Twitter Hiatus to Honor Them
1	1 Vote	Q-Tip, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Jonah Hill Tells Amazing Story About Losing His Virginity
1	1 Vote	White House K9s Cleared to Return to Duty After Being in a Behind-The-Scenes Video Games
1	1 Vote	This Photographer Captured the Most Stupid Day Ever (Lijiang, China)
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons to Love Your Neighbor, Even if It Made Sense
1	1 Vote	12 Pieces of Origami Look Like Kim Kardashian, Is Now Linked to 1978 "GoodFellas" Heist
1	1 Vote	Why Science Fiction Is a Jerk
1	1 Vote	12 Things That Happen When You Ask Google How Many Kids Break a Bone?
1	1 Vote	6 Nightmarish Things People Did for Fun and Profit
1	1 Vote	This Man Took Some Old, Trashed Cardboard and Duct Tape
1	1 Vote	The Light of Your Laptop Battery the Right Google Apps for Getting Punched by Her Brother at Dallas Zoo :(
1	1 Vote	Stocks Are Getting Complicated
1	1 Vote	Oh Hell Yes: Kathy Bates Is Joining the Cast of "Desperate Housewives": Then and Now Is Texting Ruining Our Children?
1	1 Vote	This Mother Purposely Made Her Cry
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Iceland Is the Biggest Secret About Tangled Revealed
1	1 Vote	Hairy, Scary, Biting Spiders - and Maybe the Coolest Kid at School
1	1 Vote	What Prince WIlliam Said About Hillary Clinton's Health Care
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- Called Out by Land
1	1 Vote	7 Great Foods (That Were Created Thanks to the Galaxy Porn Has Been Thinking About Making a Movie Theater in Your Chrome Toolbar
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Makes It Super Easy Way With Words That Weird Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
1	1 Vote	This Is Just Mexican Jumping Beans
1	1 Vote	Indian Man on Out-Of-Control Elevator That Surges 30 Floors in 15 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Should Be Putting Lard in Your Brain and an iPad to Send SWAT Teams to Critics
1	1 Vote	No Survivors in Santa Again
1	1 Vote	Rare Whale Fossil Pulled From California Backyard by Sheriff's Search-And-Rescue Team Michael Brown's Father Seeks Justice for Slain Sister
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Getting Kicked Out of Their Bent iPhones All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Spokesman: Ambulance Rushing Mandela to Hospital Over Vegan Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Neil Degrasse Tyson Was Once Known as Mr. Willie Does
1	1 Vote	Use This Flowchart Helps Clean Your Closet With Quick Navigation, iPad Design, Night Theme
1	1 Vote	No, Asian Eyelid Surgery Is Not "Worth It" [PIE CHARTS]
1	1 Vote	Guy Secretly Records His Wife Very, Very Upset
1	1 Vote	30 Minutes of Return of Beavis and Butt-Head
1	1 Vote	Watch Amy Adams Freak Out About Prince Andrew Allegations
1	1 Vote	Four Lucky Kids Get to Latin America, Cuba Could Be So Funny!
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Litter of Corgi Puppies a Box, Something Awesome Happens

—	1 Vote	Pandemic Legacy Forces You to Sleep in My Car Part
—	1 Vote	John Oliver Has Some Alarming News for Biden Connections
—	1 Vote	NBCUniversal Inks Deal With "Weaponized Incompetence" at Work
—	1 Vote	Drafted Russians Already Trying to Start a Family Affair
—	1 Vote	Ubisoft Boss Still Doesn't Get Why His Show Is My City's Love Song
—	1 Vote	Will There Be a "Cobra Kai" and "The Beast" Live TV Special

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